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Chuck Norris won the world chess championship by turning all of his opponents into pawns.

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Chuck Norris is too sexy for my love.

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Chuck Norris once told a little boy "You can be whatever you want" the little boy said "I want to be like you when i grow up!" the little boy later got roundhouse kicked for trying to be like Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris found Waldo without opening the book.

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If u stare at an american flag long enough Chuck Norris will appear.

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Chuck Norris wears Depends. Not because he is a senior citizen, but because sometimes he scares the crap out if himself.

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Chuck Norris ice skates down the sidewalk backwards.

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When Chuck Norris cooks pasta, he stirs it with his hands.

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Chuck Norris once impregnated an entire convent full of nuns, whose offspring grew up to be the 1972 dolphins the only team in NFL history to have an undefeated season.

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Chuck Norris can't lose The Game.

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Chuck Norris has never died on Call of Duty Multiplayer.

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Chuck Norris came read a picture book.

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Cuba imports its cigars from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris killed 50 people with two bullets. The first was a warning shot.

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Chuck Norris is at the top of Santa's naughty list. He still gets presents.

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Aliens had a close encounter of the Chuck Norris kind.

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Chuck Norris eats glass and craps windows.

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What do lock nes, bigfoot and criminals have in common... their all hiding from Chuck Norris.

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The day Chuck Norris got thirsty was the day the great lakes disappeared.

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Chuck Norris and Medusa once met... They stared into each others eyes, next thing you know Chuck has a new statue.

Rated 3.65/5 (17 Votes)
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