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Chuck Norris can split a atom with his bare hands.
Rated 4.1/5 (41 Votes)
When a tree falls in the forest and no ones around Chuck Norris can hear it.
Rated 4/5 (27 Votes)
Chuck Norris sends himself xmas cards because everyone else is afraid to.
Rated 2.75/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris writes with a machine gun.
Rated 3.42/5 (33 Votes)
Chuck Norris grew an extra finger on each hand so he could shoot more guns at the same time.
Rated 2.87/5 (23 Votes)
Chuck Norris makes your day. and finishes it if he wishes.
Rated 3.59/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesnt reload - he continues.
Rated 3.77/5 (44 Votes)
When Chuck Norris arrived at my birthday party the candles blew themselves out.
Rated 3.88/5 (25 Votes)
Chuck Norris hides a gun under his pillow so he can shoot the tooth fairy.
Rated 3.32/5 (28 Votes)
Chuck Norris is better than UPS because he ALWAYS DELIVERS.
Rated 3.74/5 (27 Votes)
When life gives Chuck Norris lemons, he makes nuclear weapons.
Rated 3.94/5 (34 Votes)
For some people times are tough, but for Chuck Norris, he is tough on time.
Rated 3.91/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Norris dosn't have alligator skin luggage.....alligators willingly carry Chuck Norris's clothes around for him.
Rated 3.33/5 (18 Votes)
Smart phone dealers refuse to sell Chuck Norris a phone simply because the know the consequences of correcting Chuck Norris.
Rated 2.85/5 (20 Votes)
Chuck Norris once went to observe a worlds strongest man contest and won.
Rated 3.94/5 (35 Votes)
Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor... blindfolded.
Rated 3.7/5 (30 Votes)
Floyd Mayweather thinks he is the best boxer in the world. Clearly he has never met Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.82/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Norris can sleep with 3 eyes open.
Rated 4.03/5 (36 Votes)
In front of Chuck Norris' dog's house it is written
'beware of the owner'.
Rated 3.9/5 (31 Votes)
Chuck Norris has a stuntdouble for crying scenes.
Rated 4.11/5 (136 Votes)