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Chuck Norris can split a atom with his bare hands.

Rated 4.1/5 (41 Votes)

When a tree falls in the forest and no ones around Chuck Norris can hear it.

Rated 4/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris sends himself xmas cards because everyone else is afraid to.

Rated 2.75/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris writes with a machine gun.

Rated 3.42/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck Norris grew an extra finger on each hand so he could shoot more guns at the same time.

Rated 2.87/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris makes your day. and finishes it if he wishes.

Rated 3.59/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesnt reload - he continues.

Rated 3.77/5 (44 Votes)

When Chuck Norris arrived at my birthday party the candles blew themselves out.

Rated 3.88/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris hides a gun under his pillow so he can shoot the tooth fairy.

Rated 3.32/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris is better than UPS because he ALWAYS DELIVERS.

Rated 3.74/5 (27 Votes)

When life gives Chuck Norris lemons, he makes nuclear weapons.

Rated 3.94/5 (34 Votes)

For some people times are tough, but for Chuck Norris, he is tough on time.

Rated 3.91/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris dosn't have alligator skin luggage.....alligators willingly carry Chuck Norris's clothes around for him.

Rated 3.33/5 (18 Votes)

Smart phone dealers refuse to sell Chuck Norris a phone simply because the know the consequences of correcting Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.85/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris once went to observe a worlds strongest man contest and won.

Rated 3.94/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor... blindfolded.

Rated 3.7/5 (30 Votes)

Floyd Mayweather thinks he is the best boxer in the world. Clearly he has never met Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.82/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris can sleep with 3 eyes open.

Rated 4.03/5 (36 Votes)

In front of Chuck Norris' dog's house it is written 'beware of the owner'.

Rated 3.9/5 (31 Votes)

Chuck Norris has a stuntdouble for crying scenes.

Rated 4.11/5 (136 Votes)
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