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Haley's Comet is all thats left of a snowball fight with Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.77/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris got a tattoo with a nuclear laser using lava whilst sitting on a spike covered bed.

Rated 2.77/5 (31 Votes)

Chuck Norris plays Battleship with a real navy.

Rated 4.09/5 (56 Votes)

Quantum Physics' search for the "god particle" is in vain; there are only Chuck Norris particles, and they account for all of the matter in the known and unknown Universe.

Rated 2/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris dosnent get frost bite he bites frost.

Rated 2.58/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris can get five runs in one play.

Rated 3.31/5 (13 Votes)

You can die from looking at Slenderman too much. Slenderman can die from thinking of Chuck Norris too much.

Rated 4.13/5 (155 Votes)

Chuck Norris was once a police officer, but he lost his job in a couple minutes because there were no criminals left in the world to catch.

Rated 3.53/5 (19 Votes)

Evil people use Chuck Norris' name as a threat.

Rated 1.94/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris uses uzi's because he does not want to make a mess.

Rated 3.9/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris can speak every languge in english.

Rated 3.96/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.

Rated 4.02/5 (41 Votes)

During World War II, Chuck Norris shot down the entire German Luttwaffe using just a slingshot.

Rated 3.79/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris makes the Honey Badger care.

Rated 3.2/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris has the iPhone with the whole apple in the back.

Rated 3.43/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make a happy meal cry.

Rated 4.19/5 (189 Votes)

Only Chuck Norris can dunk Lebron James.

Rated 2.35/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris goes to the gym, for the equiptment to exercise.

Rated 2.61/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris can ride handle bars with no bike.

Rated 3.31/5 (26 Votes)

When ET phoned home, Chuck Norris answered.

Rated 3.91/5 (35 Votes)
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