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Haley's Comet is all thats left of a snowball fight with Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.77/5 (35 Votes)
Chuck Norris got a tattoo
with a nuclear laser
whilst sitting on a spike covered bed.
Rated 2.77/5 (31 Votes)
Chuck Norris plays Battleship with a real navy.
Rated 4.09/5 (56 Votes)
Quantum Physics' search for the "god particle" is in vain; there are only Chuck Norris particles, and they account for all of the matter in the known and unknown Universe.
Rated 2/5 (11 Votes)
Chuck Norris dosnent get frost bite he bites frost.
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Chuck Norris can get five runs in one play.
Rated 3.43/5 (14 Votes)
You can die from looking at Slenderman too much. Slenderman can die from thinking of Chuck Norris too much.
Rated 4.05/5 (166 Votes)
Chuck Norris was once a police officer, but he lost his job in a couple minutes because there were no criminals left in the world to catch.
Rated 3.53/5 (19 Votes)
Evil people use Chuck Norris' name as a threat.
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Chuck Norris uses uzi's because he does not want to make a mess.
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Chuck Norris can speak every languge in english.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Rated 4.02/5 (41 Votes)
During World War II, Chuck Norris shot down the entire German Luttwaffe using just a slingshot.
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Chuck Norris makes the Honey Badger care.
Rated 3.2/5 (15 Votes)
Chuck Norris has the iPhone with the whole apple in the back.
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Chuck Norris can make a happy meal cry.
Rated 4.12/5 (204 Votes)
Only Chuck Norris can dunk Lebron James.
Rated 2.5/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris goes to the gym, for the equiptment to exercise.
Rated 2.61/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris can ride handle bars with no bike.
Rated 3.31/5 (26 Votes)
When ET phoned home, Chuck Norris answered.
Rated 3.91/5 (35 Votes)