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Chuck Norris once killed an entire army in an hour with just a revolver. If only he had some bullets.

Rated 3.97/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris and “The most interesting man in the world” had a few dinks one night. Do I need to say anymore?

Rated 2.48/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris once went fishing in a large lake between the countries of Israel and Jordan. That is now called the Dead Sea.

Rated 3.7/5 (30 Votes)

When Chuck Norris sneezes, God says bless you.

Rated 3.09/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris can strangle you with toilet paper.

Rated 3.38/5 (29 Votes)

Chuck Norris can see, taste and smell carbon monoxide.

Rated 2.61/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris uses Tabasco sauce instead of visine.

Rated 2.12/5 (17 Votes)

When osama bin laden was killed, Obama sent troops to make sure Chuck Norris had completed his task.

Rated 2.79/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris once read a dictionary,backwards in latin,while round house kicking ninjas.

Rated 3.41/5 (34 Votes)

Do you know that Chuck Norris participated in the running of the Bulls in Spain. He walked!

Rated 2.96/5 (28 Votes)

When Chuck Norris plays monopoly he passes go and collects $200 on every turn.

Rated 2.94/5 (32 Votes)

Every shirt is a muscle shirt for Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.5/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris' dryer doesnt steal one sock. It gives him one extra.

Rated 3.93/5 (41 Votes)

Chuck Norris destroyed a Nokia.

Rated 2.75/5 (36 Votes)

If you get roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris in Japan you will be stopped in Texas for speeding.

Rated 3.68/5 (37 Votes)

Chuck Norris told michael Jackson if he touch another little boy he would slap the black off of him.

Rated 3.2/5 (45 Votes)

Chuck Norris sleeps on a bed of nails to keep his edge.

Rated 2.42/5 (31 Votes)

The most famous action movies look to Chuck Norris' day to day life for content.

Rated 3.22/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris hasn't 'lost' his virginity, he just keeps loaning it out.

Rated 2.81/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris could never be brought to trial because he has no peers.

Rated 3.86/5 (14 Votes)
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