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Chuck Norris once killed an entire army in an hour with just a revolver. If only he had some bullets.
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Chuck Norris and “The most interesting man in the world” had a few dinks one night. Do I need to say anymore?
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Chuck Norris once went fishing in a large lake between the countries of Israel and Jordan. That is now called the Dead Sea.
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When Chuck Norris sneezes, God says bless you.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris can see, taste and smell carbon monoxide.
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Chuck Norris uses Tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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When osama bin laden was killed, Obama sent troops to make sure Chuck Norris had completed his task.
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Chuck Norris once read a dictionary,backwards in latin,while round house kicking ninjas.
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Do you know that Chuck Norris participated in the running of the Bulls in Spain. He walked!
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When Chuck Norris plays monopoly he passes go and collects $200 on every turn.
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Every shirt is a muscle shirt for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' dryer doesnt steal one sock. It gives him one extra.
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Chuck Norris destroyed a Nokia.
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If you get roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris in Japan you will be stopped in Texas for speeding.
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Chuck Norris told michael Jackson if he touch another little boy he would slap the black off of him.
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Chuck Norris sleeps on a bed of nails to keep his edge.
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The most famous action movies look to Chuck Norris' day to day life for content.
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Chuck Norris hasn't 'lost' his virginity, he just keeps loaning it out.
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Chuck Norris could never be brought to trial because he has no peers.
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