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The universe is infinite because Chuck Norris needs room to 'stretch out'.
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'Crack' got addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can catch a bunt from center field.
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Red Rover Red Rover ask's Chuck Norris if it can come over.
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Have you ever seen a Chuck Norris blooper? I did'nt think so.
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Each of Chuck Norris' balls is bigger than the other.
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Global warming will end as soon as Chuck Norris puts his shirt back on.
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Chuck Norris has time for that ..
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Before going on stage Chuck Norris breaks someone's leg for good luck.
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Only Chuck Norris is allowed to gamble with Monopoly money.
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Chuck Norris can make a hat pop out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris once hit a home run with an uncooked spaghetti noodle.
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The NFL record for a field goal is 63 yards. Chuck Norris warms up his roundhouse kick with a 64 yarder.
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Chuck Norris has inside jokes with complete strangers.
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Chuck Norris once set off a fire cracker by simply saying boom.
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Red lights stop for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can travel faster than the speed of light, while crab walking.
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A corn maze shows Chuck Norris the way.
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15 minutes will save Chuck Norris 20% or more on car insurance.
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When Chuck Norris has morning wood, he's taller laying down than standing up.
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