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The universe is infinite because Chuck Norris needs room to 'stretch out'.

Rated 3.35/5 (20 Votes)

'Crack' got addicted to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can catch a bunt from center field.

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Red Rover Red Rover ask's Chuck Norris if it can come over.

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Have you ever seen a Chuck Norris blooper? I did'nt think so.

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Each of Chuck Norris' balls is bigger than the other.

Rated 3.41/5 (27 Votes)

Global warming will end as soon as Chuck Norris puts his shirt back on.

Rated 3.52/5 (48 Votes)

Chuck Norris has time for that ..

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Before going on stage Chuck Norris breaks someone's leg for good luck.

Rated 4.09/5 (44 Votes)

Only Chuck Norris is allowed to gamble with Monopoly money.

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Chuck Norris can make a hat pop out of a rabbit.

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Chuck Norris once hit a home run with an uncooked spaghetti noodle.

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The NFL record for a field goal is 63 yards. Chuck Norris warms up his roundhouse kick with a 64 yarder.

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Chuck Norris has inside jokes with complete strangers.

Rated 4.1/5 (142 Votes)

Chuck Norris once set off a fire cracker by simply saying boom.

Rated 3.8/5 (15 Votes)

Red lights stop for Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.92/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris can travel faster than the speed of light, while crab walking.

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A corn maze shows Chuck Norris the way.

Rated 3.16/5 (19 Votes)

15 minutes will save Chuck Norris 20% or more on car insurance.

Rated 3.38/5 (13 Votes)

When Chuck Norris has morning wood, he's taller laying down than standing up.

Rated 3.33/5 (27 Votes)
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