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Chuck Norris sued the State of California over "Death Valley" in a false advertising case. Chuck won the case and they had to rename it "Days of Our Lives Valley." Death Valley is now the official name of Chuck's footprint.

Rated 3.08/5 (13 Votes)

When a bear encounters Chuck Norris, he will ask him permission to go use the bathroom someplace besides the woods.

Rated 2.92/5 (13 Votes)

When a state trooper pulls over Chuck Norris, he shows Chuck Norris his license and registration.

Rated 3.83/5 (18 Votes)

Scientists discovered the age of the universe by counting the hairs on Chuck Norris' chest.

Rated 3.85/5 (34 Votes)

When Chuck Norris took the Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris won.

Rated 2.86/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks, unless he is busy putting the cart before the horse.

Rated 3.18/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris can win the game, "Kick the Can" without a can.

Rated 2.76/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of sixteen seconds.

Rated 2.89/5 (18 Votes)

When Apollo was landing on the moon in 1968, Chuck Norris showed them where to park.

Rated 3.78/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris feeds his chickens KFC.

Rated 3.5/5 (20 Votes)

The computor game `Call of Duty` is modelled on a normal working day in Chuck Norris` life.

Rated 3.43/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris plugged the USA into a USB.

Rated 2.57/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris makes tattos with his own gun.

Rated 2.57/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris once pole vaulted over the Pacific Ocean.

Rated 2.94/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris carved Mount Rushmore with his toenails.

Rated 3.05/5 (19 Votes)

9-1-1 calls Chuck Norris for an Emergency.

Rated 4.02/5 (46 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't use toilet paper, he uses the souls of his enemies.

Rated 3.33/5 (18 Votes)

An officer once stopped Chuck Norris, the officer left with a warning.

Rated 3.97/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck Norris sleeps with his eyes open just because he can.

Rated 3.38/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris spits on camels.

Rated 3/5 (13 Votes)
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