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Chuck Norris sued the State of California over "Death Valley" in a false advertising case. Chuck won the case and they had to rename it "Days of Our Lives Valley." Death Valley is now the official name of Chuck's footprint.
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When a bear encounters Chuck Norris, he will ask him permission to go use the bathroom someplace besides the woods.
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When a state trooper pulls over Chuck Norris, he shows Chuck Norris his license and registration.
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Scientists discovered the age of the universe by counting the hairs on Chuck Norris' chest.
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When Chuck Norris took the Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris won.
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Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks, unless he is busy putting the cart before the horse.
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Chuck Norris can win the game, "Kick the Can" without a can.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of sixteen seconds.
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When Apollo was landing on the moon in 1968, Chuck Norris showed them where to park.
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Chuck Norris feeds his chickens KFC.
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The computor game `Call of Duty` is modelled on a normal working day in Chuck Norris` life.
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Chuck Norris plugged the USA into a USB.
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Chuck Norris makes tattos with his own gun.
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Chuck Norris once pole vaulted over the Pacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris carved Mount Rushmore with his toenails.
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9-1-1 calls Chuck Norris for an Emergency.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use toilet paper, he uses the souls of his enemies.
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An officer once stopped Chuck Norris, the officer left with a warning.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his eyes open just because he can.
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Chuck Norris spits on camels.
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