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Chuch Norris can make a Taylor Swift relationship last.
Rated 3.93/5 (42 Votes)
When Chuck Norris takes the bus, he doesn't give it back.
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Chuck Norris doen't always drink beer. But when he does, he prefers to roundhouse kick "The Most Interesting Man in the World" in the face and take his Dos Equis. "Stay thirsty my friends".
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Chuck Norris crab fishes in the Bering Sea using only a snorkle and a laundry basket.
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Chuck Norris can watch just one episode of Doctor Who.
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Chuck Norris was a judge on the last Season of X-Factor, and he won.
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Chuck Norris is so extreme he eats sundaes on monday.
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Chuck Norris was the only person to successfully complete the gallon challenge..... with breast milk.
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Chuck Norris sells drugs to the police.
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Chuck Norris was playing hockey and had a penalty called on him. The referee had to sit in the penalty box for 2 minutes.
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Chuck Norris once fell into a pit full of rattle snakes. He emerged 10 minutes later while smartly clad in his new vest, belt and boots.
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Chuck Norris can moon walk on the sun.
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When Chuck Norris plays the lottery, the lottery feels like the real winner.
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Chuck Norris can chew a jaw breaker.
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If you cut open the Earth, you would find "Made By Chuck Norris" inscribed on the core.
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Chuck Norris made Elmo cry.
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In the 1800s, Chuck Norris farted. The result, the London Smog.
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Chuck Norris plays dominoes with tall buildings.
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When Chuck Norris says he will pay an arm and a leg he means it.
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Chuck Norris can kill the grim reaper.
Rated 2.71/5 (17 Votes)