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Siri doesn't work on Chuck Norris' iphone because she's afraid to talk back to him.

Rated 3.65/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't Lather, Rinse, and Repeat.

Rated 2.5/5 (14 Votes)

When Chuck Norris runs a race, he ties both legs behind his back, just to make it fair.

Rated 3.47/5 (17 Votes)

When Chuck Norris eats curry he shits out an indian.

Rated 4.05/5 (20 Votes)

Chucks Norris can get Chick-fil-A on Sundays.

Rated 3.1/5 (20 Votes)

On Mothers Day, Chuck Norris's mother gives Chuck Norris a gift.

Rated 3.75/5 (12 Votes)

Sasquatch once found a Chuck Norris footprint.

Rated 4.11/5 (19 Votes)

If you ask Chuck Norris for his autograph, he'll dip his boot in a bucket of ink and roundhouse kick you in your face.

Rated 3.94/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris cleans his toilet with a backhoe and a WeedEater.

Rated 3.36/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris won on the 'America's Got Talent' TV show when he roasted a whole moose on a Hibachi grill.

Rated 3.7/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris won the 'Dancing with the Stars' competition by Moonwalking on his butt cheeks.

Rated 3.92/5 (13 Votes)

The Hulk and Chuck Norris once arm wrestled, the loser had to paint themselves green.

Rated 3.71/5 (14 Votes)

"How would you like your steak?" asked the waiter. "Breathing." replied Chuck Norris.

Rated 4.07/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris once landed on the dark side if the Sun.

Rated 3.4/5 (15 Votes)

The fatalities you see in mortal kombat are actually real life accounts of Chuck Norris going ape shit in a traffic jam.

Rated 3.6/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris flew a paper airplane... to the moon.

Rated 3.89/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris' first job was digging ditches. After 1 hour they payed him to retire. That job is now a historic landmark called the Grand Canyon.

Rated 4.05/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris is never early. Time just can't keep up with Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.85/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't kill you softly with his love. He kills you violently with his thumbs in your eye sockets he rips your head in half.

Rated 2.45/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris likes tornados. They give him an excuse to go rip the roofs off peoples houses and destroy towns.

Rated 2.4/5 (10 Votes)
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