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Chuck Norris can play the new SimCity game without server issues.

Rated 3.1/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris can kill immortals.

Rated 3.5/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make ballons out of animals.

Rated 3.64/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris has taught his dog to fetch a ball...and speak English.

Rated 3.45/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris wins games of charades without moving.

Rated 3.72/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris keeps the Tooth Ferry under his pillow.

Rated 3.71/5 (17 Votes)

When Chuck Norris walks under a ladder, he gets good luck.

Rated 3.29/5 (7 Votes)

Chuck Norris practices Origami with plywood.

Rated 3.7/5 (10 Votes)

Every year in the U.S. Chuck Norris strikes lightning 39 times.

Rated 3.77/5 (13 Votes)

When Chuck Norris goes to Rita's his favorite flavor is "make me a sandwich".

Rated 3.13/5 (8 Votes)

Chuck Norris wrecked his bicycle and skinned the sidewalk with his knee.

Rated 4.09/5 (192 Votes)

When Steven Hawking saw Chuck Norris coming his way, he got up and ran for shelter.

Rated 3.97/5 (125 Votes)

Chuck Norris googled Bing on a Yahoo search engine.

Rated 4.07/5 (14 Votes)

When Chuck Norris walks into a grave yard, the dead bodies walk out to go find somewhere else to rest in peace.

Rated 3.38/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris can kneecap your elbow.

Rated 2.44/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris chest hairs have chest hair.

Rated 4.12/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

Rated 3.9/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris can drift on a horse.

Rated 3.96/5 (90 Votes)

Chuck Norris's band doesn't release singles, they release home runs.

Rated 2.42/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris won a chess tournament with one red and one black checker.

Rated 4.1/5 (10 Votes)
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