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Chuck Norris can play the new SimCity game without server issues.
Rated 3.11/5 (9 Votes)
Chuck Norris can kill immortals.
Rated 3.67/5 (15 Votes)
Chuck Norris can make ballons out of animals.
Rated 3.64/5 (14 Votes)
Chuck Norris has taught his dog to fetch a ball...and speak English.
Rated 3.45/5 (11 Votes)
Chuck Norris wins games of charades without moving.
Rated 4.09/5 (11 Votes)
Chuck Norris keeps the Tooth Ferry under his pillow.
Rated 3.71/5 (17 Votes)
When Chuck Norris walks under a ladder, he gets good luck.
Rated 3.17/5 (6 Votes)
Chuck Norris practices Origami with plywood.
Rated 3.7/5 (10 Votes)
Every year in the U.S. Chuck Norris strikes lightning 39 times.
Rated 3.77/5 (13 Votes)
When Chuck Norris goes to Rita's his favorite flavor is "make me a sandwich".
Rated 3.13/5 (8 Votes)
Chuck Norris wrecked his bicycle and skinned the sidewalk with his knee.
Rated 4.17/5 (182 Votes)
When Steven Hawking saw Chuck Norris coming his way, he got up and ran for shelter.
Rated 3.97/5 (125 Votes)
Chuck Norris googled Bing on a Yahoo search engine.
Rated 4.07/5 (14 Votes)
When Chuck Norris walks into a grave yard, the dead bodies walk out to go find somewhere else to rest in peace.
Rated 3.38/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris can kneecap your elbow.
Rated 2.44/5 (9 Votes)
Chuck Norris chest hairs have chest hair.
Rated 4.12/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
Rated 3.9/5 (20 Votes)
Chuck Norris can drift on a horse.
Rated 4.11/5 (80 Votes)
Chuck Norris's band doesn't release singles, they release home runs.
Rated 2.42/5 (12 Votes)
Chuck Norris won a chess tournament with one red and one black checker.
Rated 4.1/5 (10 Votes)