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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar said "ouch".

Rated 3.63/5 (130 Votes)

Chuck Norris taught Cali Swag how to Dougie.

Rated 3.5/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris does bath salts to clear his head.

Rated 3.42/5 (12 Votes)

Justin bieber throws his panties at Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.42/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris has championship belts in every weight class all at the same time.

Rated 4/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.

Rated 4.12/5 (65 Votes)

Chuck Norris cuts his grass with ninja throwing stars.

Rated 3.75/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris never fails, he tells success to come back when its ready for him.

Rated 3.91/5 (165 Votes)

Chuck Norris can turn water into beer.

Rated 2.93/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris abducts Aliens.

Rated 3.87/5 (79 Votes)

Chuck Norris survived 2 abortion attempts.

Rated 3.47/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris routinely kicks 50 yard field goals, barefooted, using a cement block.

Rated 4.04/5 (23 Votes)

Shooting stars are simply vapor trails left by a Chuck Norris roundhouse.

Rated 3.73/5 (95 Votes)

Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.

Rated 3.98/5 (470 Votes)

Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.

Rated 3.87/5 (452 Votes)

Someone once asked Chuck Norris how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie role center of a tootsie pop? Chuck then pulled out his gun and shot the tootsie pop and answered "0".

Rated 4.08/5 (37 Votes)

When Chuck Norris was a freshman in High School, 7 seniors took him Snipe hunting in the woods. He killed 19 Snipes, a grizzly bear and 3 timber wolves. Oddly, the 7 seniors are still missing.

Rated 4.09/5 (69 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't run red lights he never runs.

Rated 3.08/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris does not throw grenades, he Chucks them.

Rated 3.18/5 (39 Votes)

When Chuck Norris says an opinion it turns in to a fact.

Rated 3.64/5 (28 Votes)
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