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Chuck Norris makes cows milk themselves.

Rated 3.96/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris only donates other people's blood.

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When thirsty, Chuck Norris drinks pepper, not water.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play Truth or Dare. He plays Truth or Death.

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Chuck Norris can stop Niagra from Falling.

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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? Answer: All of them!

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Chuck Norris can make a water angel.

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Rosa Parks didn't give up her seat on the bus because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once ate 4 skittles, later after he took a shit, they became the power rangers.

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When Chuck Norris went to prison, the guard was only allowed to make one phone call.

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Chuck Norris doesn't take Yes for an answer.

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Chuck Norris can brew espresso by squeezing the bean...

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The second world war ended when Chuck Norris got bored.

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The GOOGLE MAPS asks Chuck Norris to find your location.

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Chuck Norris Didn't act in any of the movie's he was in (except return of the dragon).

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Chuck Norris is Mr. T's bodyguard.

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During his own birth Chuck Norris taught his Mom Lamaze Breathing.

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Chuck Norris' had his first son when he was 9 months old.

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SEAL Team Six plays "Hide and Go Seak" with Chuck Norris just to keep their skills sharp.

Rated 3.68/5 (63 Votes)

Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.

Rated 4.28/5 (1663 Votes)
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