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Chuck Norris makes cows milk themselves.
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Chuck Norris only donates other people's blood.
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When thirsty, Chuck Norris drinks pepper, not water.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play Truth or Dare. He plays Truth or Death.
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Chuck Norris can stop Niagra from Falling.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? Answer: All of them!
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Chuck Norris can make a water angel.
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Rosa Parks didn't give up her seat on the bus because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate 4 skittles, later after he took a shit, they became the power rangers.
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When Chuck Norris went to prison, the guard was only allowed to make one phone call.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take Yes for an answer.
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Chuck Norris can brew espresso by squeezing the bean...
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The second world war ended when Chuck Norris got bored.
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The GOOGLE MAPS asks Chuck Norris to find your location.
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Chuck Norris Didn't act in any of the movie's he was in (except return of the dragon).
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Chuck Norris is Mr. T's bodyguard.
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During his own birth Chuck Norris taught his Mom Lamaze Breathing.
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Chuck Norris' had his first son when he was 9 months old.
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SEAL Team Six plays "Hide and Go Seak" with Chuck Norris just to keep their skills sharp.
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Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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