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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris once won a karaoke contest humming.
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If Chuck Norris owned a GPS, it would be asking him for directions.
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That silly rabbit finally got smart and became Chuck Norris's friend. Now he eats as much Trix cereal as he wants to.
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Mistakes learn from Chuck Norris.
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God invented the world because Chuck Norris needed a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris can Barbeque-under water.
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A rainbow's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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People don't tell Chuck Norris jokes, they simply tell his life story.
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The Internet uses Chuck Norris for information.
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Chuck Norris once traveled the world in 50 days, 49 of which he was preparing for his trip.
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When you put Chuck Norris in your GPS, he's always right behind you.
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick himself in the face.
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As a kid, Chuck Norris made his dad go to his room.
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Chuck Norris once told a joke that wasn't funny and the whole room laughed.
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Chuck Norris CAN double dip.
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Chuck Norris' genitalia are naturally huge and are not, as rumored, infected with Elephantiasis.
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Chuck Norris once roasted a moose on the manifold of his Hummer.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze carviar out of a lemon.
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