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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".

Rated 4.14/5 (57 Votes)

Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.

Rated 3.81/5 (487 Votes)

Chuck Norris once won a karaoke contest humming.

Rated 3.67/5 (49 Votes)

If Chuck Norris owned a GPS, it would be asking him for directions.

Rated 4.1/5 (83 Votes)

That silly rabbit finally got smart and became Chuck Norris's friend. Now he eats as much Trix cereal as he wants to.

Rated 3.63/5 (54 Votes)

Mistakes learn from Chuck Norris.

Rated 4.12/5 (94 Votes)

God invented the world because Chuck Norris needed a punching bag.

Rated 3.77/5 (60 Votes)

Chuck Norris can Barbeque-under water.

Rated 3.84/5 (58 Votes)

A rainbow's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.91/5 (45 Votes)

People don't tell Chuck Norris jokes, they simply tell his life story.

Rated 3.8/5 (60 Votes)

The Internet uses Chuck Norris for information.

Rated 3.91/5 (74 Votes)

Chuck Norris once traveled the world in 50 days, 49 of which he was preparing for his trip.

Rated 3.65/5 (184 Votes)

When you put Chuck Norris in your GPS, he's always right behind you.

Rated 3.81/5 (600 Votes)

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick himself in the face.

Rated 2.54/5 (89 Votes)

As a kid, Chuck Norris made his dad go to his room.

Rated 3.93/5 (564 Votes)

Chuck Norris once told a joke that wasn't funny and the whole room laughed.

Rated 3.29/5 (98 Votes)

Chuck Norris CAN double dip.

Rated 3.33/5 (85 Votes)

Chuck Norris' genitalia are naturally huge and are not, as rumored, infected with Elephantiasis.

Rated 2.64/5 (87 Votes)

Chuck Norris once roasted a moose on the manifold of his Hummer.

Rated 2.64/5 (74 Votes)

Chuck Norris can squeeze carviar out of a lemon.

Rated 2.82/5 (79 Votes)
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