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Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall in bloody knuckles.
Rated 3.21/5 (81 Votes)
Chuck Norris pities Mr. T.
Rated 3.97/5 (110 Votes)
Chuck Norris once went to America's Toughest Prison for a vacation. After thirty seconds of voilence, an angry mob of 1000 convicts demanded to be put on Death Row.
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-Chuck Norris has no friends on Facebook. Just enemies.
Rated 2.53/5 (100 Votes)
Chuck Norris eats out only at buffets; no one serves Chuck Norris and lives.
Rated 3.28/5 (74 Votes)
Chuck Norris found what U2 is looking for.
Rated 3.05/5 (84 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the reason NWA ran Straight Outta Compton.
Rated 3.38/5 (375 Votes)
For Chuck Norris to get a tattoo, the artist would need a .50 cal machine gun as a needle.
Rated 2.91/5 (98 Votes)
Chuck Norris can build a plane out of Macgyver.
Rated 3.19/5 (116 Votes)
Chuck Norris' baby rattle is still shaking.
Rated 3.52/5 (297 Votes)
Chuck Norris hit a ball over the center field wall at Yankee Stadium... from his summer home in L.A.
Rated 3.54/5 (250 Votes)
Chuck Norris swims to Cuba from Florida.
Rated 2.55/5 (281 Votes)
Chuck Norris was born in quick sand.
Rated 2.64/5 (322 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't walk home.......Home walks to him!!
Rated 3.34/5 (337 Votes)
When Chuck Norris enters the restaraunt, he doesn't order. He demands.
Rated 3.29/5 (344 Votes)
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Rated 3.97/5 (2057 Votes)
Chuck Norris can slap the headless horsemen.
Rated 3.65/5 (402 Votes)
Chuck Norris once swallowed a frog, one day later he and pooped out a tadpole.
Rated 2.85/5 (310 Votes)
Legend has it that a Nokia is indestructible.
Legend also has it that Chuck Norris accidentally broke a Nokia with his pinky finger.
Rated 3.07/5 (349 Votes)
On the day God created Adam and Eve, Chuck Norris stopped by with a tray of cookies.
Rated 3.12/5 (494 Votes)