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Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall in bloody knuckles.

Rated 3.21/5 (81 Votes)

Chuck Norris pities Mr. T.

Rated 3.97/5 (110 Votes)

Chuck Norris once went to America's Toughest Prison for a vacation. After thirty seconds of voilence, an angry mob of 1000 convicts demanded to be put on Death Row.

Rated 3.51/5 (485 Votes)

-Chuck Norris has no friends on Facebook. Just enemies.

Rated 2.53/5 (100 Votes)

Chuck Norris eats out only at buffets; no one serves Chuck Norris and lives.

Rated 3.28/5 (74 Votes)

Chuck Norris found what U2 is looking for.

Rated 3.05/5 (84 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the reason NWA ran Straight Outta Compton.

Rated 3.38/5 (375 Votes)

For Chuck Norris to get a tattoo, the artist would need a .50 cal machine gun as a needle.

Rated 2.91/5 (98 Votes)

Chuck Norris can build a plane out of Macgyver.

Rated 3.19/5 (116 Votes)

Chuck Norris' baby rattle is still shaking.

Rated 3.52/5 (297 Votes)

Chuck Norris hit a ball over the center field wall at Yankee Stadium... from his summer home in L.A.

Rated 3.54/5 (250 Votes)

Chuck Norris swims to Cuba from Florida.

Rated 2.55/5 (281 Votes)

Chuck Norris was born in quick sand.

Rated 2.63/5 (321 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't walk home.......Home walks to him!!

Rated 3.34/5 (337 Votes)

When Chuck Norris enters the restaraunt, he doesn't order. He demands.

Rated 3.29/5 (344 Votes)

Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.

Rated 3.98/5 (2055 Votes)

Chuck Norris can slap the headless horsemen.

Rated 3.65/5 (402 Votes)

Chuck Norris once swallowed a frog, one day later he and pooped out a tadpole.

Rated 2.85/5 (310 Votes)

Legend has it that a Nokia is indestructible. Legend also has it that Chuck Norris accidentally broke a Nokia with his pinky finger.

Rated 3.07/5 (349 Votes)

On the day God created Adam and Eve, Chuck Norris stopped by with a tray of cookies.

Rated 3.12/5 (494 Votes)
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