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Mr Miyagi waxes Chuck Norris's car.
Rated 3.61/5 (132 Votes)
Chuck Norris went out with your girlfriend and you thanked him.
Rated 3.38/5 (125 Votes)
Chuck Norris Won "Iron Chef America" with only one dish and an expired, unheated microwave burrito from 7-Eleven.
Rated 3.25/5 (122 Votes)
Chuck Norris knows the location of the undisclosed location.
Rated 3.49/5 (126 Votes)
The Rock smells what Chuck Norris is cooking.
Rated 3.16/5 (144 Votes)
Chuck Norris can sing sign language.
Rated 3.57/5 (145 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of ammunition because he doesn't need it.
Rated 3.26/5 (120 Votes)
God created butt cracks on people so that Chuck Norris has a place to plant his foot.
Rated 3.15/5 (242 Votes)
Chuck Norris can capitalize numbers.
Rated 3.89/5 (210 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't run with the bulls. The bulls run with Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.14/5 (159 Votes)
Chuck Norris NEVER Has An Opinion.
Rated 2.76/5 (181 Votes)
Chuck Norris' dog is a Velociraptor.
Rated 3.6/5 (162 Votes)
When Chuck Norris lost his first tooth, the tooth fairy put it under her pillow.
Rated 3.58/5 (162 Votes)
Rocks trip on Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.93/5 (150 Votes)
Chuck Norris audits the IRS.
Rated 3.72/5 (151 Votes)
Chuck Norris makes Spock cry.
Rated 3.56/5 (150 Votes)
Chuck Norris can send a text message using a rotary phone.
Rated 3.98/5 (203 Votes)
Gum won't stick to Chuck Norris's shoe.
Rated 3.39/5 (167 Votes)
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, it doesn't come back.
Rated 3.82/5 (205 Votes)
Chuck Norris's GPS never tells him to turn around.
Rated 3.72/5 (202 Votes)