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Mr Miyagi waxes Chuck Norris's car.

Rated 3.61/5 (132 Votes)

Chuck Norris went out with your girlfriend and you thanked him.

Rated 3.38/5 (125 Votes)

Chuck Norris Won "Iron Chef America" with only one dish and an expired, unheated microwave burrito from 7-Eleven.

Rated 3.25/5 (122 Votes)

Chuck Norris knows the location of the undisclosed location.

Rated 3.49/5 (126 Votes)

The Rock smells what Chuck Norris is cooking.

Rated 3.16/5 (144 Votes)

Chuck Norris can sing sign language.

Rated 3.57/5 (145 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't run out of ammunition because he doesn't need it.

Rated 3.26/5 (120 Votes)

God created butt cracks on people so that Chuck Norris has a place to plant his foot.

Rated 3.15/5 (242 Votes)

Chuck Norris can capitalize numbers.

Rated 3.89/5 (210 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't run with the bulls. The bulls run with Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.14/5 (159 Votes)

Chuck Norris NEVER Has An Opinion.

Rated 2.76/5 (181 Votes)

Chuck Norris' dog is a Velociraptor.

Rated 3.6/5 (162 Votes)

When Chuck Norris lost his first tooth, the tooth fairy put it under her pillow.

Rated 3.59/5 (163 Votes)

Rocks trip on Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.93/5 (150 Votes)

Chuck Norris audits the IRS.

Rated 3.72/5 (151 Votes)

Chuck Norris makes Spock cry.

Rated 3.56/5 (150 Votes)

Chuck Norris can send a text message using a rotary phone.

Rated 3.98/5 (203 Votes)

Gum won't stick to Chuck Norris's shoe.

Rated 3.39/5 (167 Votes)

When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, it doesn't come back.

Rated 3.82/5 (205 Votes)

Chuck Norris's GPS never tells him to turn around.

Rated 3.72/5 (202 Votes)
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