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Chuck Norris can knit the softest sweater using electrical pylons.
Rated 3.24/5 (188 Votes)
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Rated 3.89/5 (222 Votes)
When Chuck Norris snaps his fingers, Fonzie shows up.
Rated 3.52/5 (217 Votes)
Chuck Norris' hands are protected under the 2nd Amendment.
Rated 3.33/5 (218 Votes)
Dana White has never offered Chuck Norris a UFC contract out of concern for the well being of his fighters.
Rated 3.13/5 (208 Votes)
When life gives Chuck Norris lemons, Chuck Norris makes apple sauce.
Rated 3.37/5 (267 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't drive cars, he flies trains.
Rated 3.3/5 (293 Votes)
Chuck Norris can skip the copyright notices on his DVDs.
Rated 3.11/5 (329 Votes)
Chuck Norris got back together with Taylor Swift.
Rated 3.35/5 (52 Votes)
Using Chuck Norris in a war is a violation of human rights.
Rated 4.05/5 (187 Votes)
When Chuck Norris robs a store, the cops are standing at the door saying ''good luck with the money''.
Rated 3.09/5 (46 Votes)
Chuck Norris frisks TSA agents before he boards a plane.
Rated 3.71/5 (41 Votes)
Chuck Norris entered American Idol and won the X-Factor.
Rated 4.15/5 (171 Votes)
Chuck Norris can squeeze carbon out of diamond.
Rated 3.9/5 (40 Votes)
The shortest distance between two points is whatever route Chuck takes.
Rated 3.87/5 (173 Votes)
Chuck Norris can kick start a bicycle...
Rated 3.45/5 (349 Votes)
Chuck Norris beat "Through the fire and the flames" on Expert with a broken NES controller.
Rated 3.81/5 (138 Votes)
Chuck Norris is so hot, he breathes fire to cool off.
Rated 4/5 (36 Votes)
Chuck Norris can "shit fire and save matches"!
Rated 3.06/5 (31 Votes)
The deer and the antelope can only roam where Chuck Norris says they can.
Rated 3.18/5 (33 Votes)