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Have you ever noticed that Chuck Norris looks similar to God?
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Chuck Norris can have a 1.01 blood alcohol content level.
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Chuck Norris smokes 153 packs of cigarettes a day.
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I'm only making this joke because Chuck Norris told me to.
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Chuck Norris likes Pepsi AND Coca Cola.
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Chuck Norris once faught Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Indiana Jones, MacGyver
and Superman, Chuck Norris pinned them all in 4.32 seconds, the ref was
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Have you ever wondered why God is in heaven? Two words, Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get a tetris with three lines.
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Chuck Norris can beat Cruel Melee and Cruel Brawl.
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Chuck Norris is ileagel in 50 states but no body wants to tell him that because nobody's that stupid.
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Chuck Norris reads the dictionary every night befor he goes to sleep.
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Chuck Norris's car doesn't run on gas it runs on fear.
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The world becomes a little bit cleaner when Chuck Norris takes a sh*t.
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Did you hear they renamed the show Fear Factor....It's now Chuck Norris.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie, it is also the pile of dead ninjas on Chuck Norris' front lawn.
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The movie, Anacondas, was filmed in Chuck Norris' pants.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with your wife, it's the greatest day of your life.
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Chuck Norris makes Viagra horny
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Women protest every time Chuck Norris departs their city.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds
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