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Have you ever noticed that Chuck Norris looks similar to God?

Rated 1.87/5 (61 Votes)

Chuck Norris can have a 1.01 blood alcohol content level.

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Chuck Norris smokes 153 packs of cigarettes a day.

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I'm only making this joke because Chuck Norris told me to.

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Chuck Norris likes Pepsi AND Coca Cola.

Rated 3.44/5 (48 Votes)

Chuck Norris once faught Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Indiana Jones, MacGyver and Superman, Chuck Norris pinned them all in 4.32 seconds, the ref was also pinned.

Rated 3.52/5 (61 Votes)

Have you ever wondered why God is in heaven? Two words, Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can get a tetris with three lines.

Rated 2.94/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck Norris can beat Cruel Melee and Cruel Brawl.

Rated 2.78/5 (37 Votes)

Chuck Norris is ileagel in 50 states but no body wants to tell him that because nobody's that stupid.

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Chuck Norris reads the dictionary every night befor he goes to sleep.

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Chuck Norris's car doesn't run on gas it runs on fear.

Rated 3.65/5 (57 Votes)

The world becomes a little bit cleaner when Chuck Norris takes a sh*t.

Rated 3.09/5 (47 Votes)

Did you hear they renamed the show Fear Factor....It's now Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.14/5 (35 Votes)

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie, it is also the pile of dead ninjas on Chuck Norris' front lawn.

Rated 3.61/5 (56 Votes)

The movie, Anacondas, was filmed in Chuck Norris' pants.

Rated 3.51/5 (67 Votes)

When Chuck Norris has sex with your wife, it's the greatest day of your life.

Rated 3.07/5 (44 Votes)

Chuck Norris makes Viagra horny

Rated 3.42/5 (52 Votes)

Women protest every time Chuck Norris departs their city.

Rated 2.72/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds

Rated 3.56/5 (43 Votes)
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