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Chuck Norris alarm is always silent.
Rated 3.5/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris possesses demons.
Rated 4/5 (13 Votes)
Pedro voted for Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.73/5 (11 Votes)
Any Card game Chuck Norris plays is no longer a game of chance but a game of certainty.
Rated 4/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris can see black people on Friends.
Rated 2.55/5 (11 Votes)
Chuck Norris can turbocharge an electric car.
Rated 3.79/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the reason Ninjas hide.
Rated 4/5 (15 Votes)
It took Chuck Norris 1/2 a lick to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Rated 4.11/5 (45 Votes)
On the seventh day, God rested. But Chuck Norris worked out.
Rated 3.56/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck eats chick-fil-a on Sunday.
Rated 2.38/5 (13 Votes)
Mother nature checks with Chuck Norris before she can strike.
Rated 4.06/5 (36 Votes)