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Chuck Norris's hand is the only thing that can beat a royal flush.

Rated 4/5 (2 Votes)

All Chuck Norris jokes are rated five stars. because the contain the words Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.78/5 (9 Votes)

The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake is when he thought he made a mistake.

Rated 2.14/5 (7 Votes)

Chuck Norris told The Fox what to say.

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Chuck Norris can hold his breath longer than air.

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Chuck Norris once skipped a rock across the Potomac River, which landed in Washington, as the Lincoln Monument.

Rated 2.2/5 (5 Votes)

Chuck Norris once hosted American's Most Wanted. Every wanted man on the planet turned himself in before the first commercial break.

Rated 3.86/5 (14 Votes)

A Zombie once bit Chuck Norris. He was immediatly healed back to life.. Then Chuck Norris killed him.

Rated 2.67/5 (9 Votes)

Jack Nicholson tells Chuck Norris that he "CAN handle the truth".

Rated 2.4/5 (5 Votes)

Chuck Norris figured out the ending to The Sixth Sense while the opening credits were still on the screen.

Rated 1.57/5 (7 Votes)

Chuck Norris always gets a 21 while playing blackjack no matter how many times he "hits".

Rated 1.82/5 (11 Votes)

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris let live.

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Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with Slenderman..... He won.

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Some people link everything to Kevin Bacon. They've never heard of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris tells the sun when to set.

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Chuck Norris only knows what pain is because he inflicts it.

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The early bird might get the worm but Chuck Norris gets the early bird.

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Kids read comics about Superman. Superman reads comics about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris spies on the NSA.

Rated 1/5 (3 Votes)
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