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If Chuck Norris ran for president, everyone would win because no one would dare vote or even run against him.
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Chuck Norris was old enough to vote when he was born.
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Voting never counts because Chuck Norris decides who wins. Always.
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Chuck Norris wasn't born, he decided to start living.
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Chuck Norris could set every record, but he feels it would be to easy.
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you all day with out messing up his hair.
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Chuck Norris can get 100% notes on Through the Fire and Flames on expert without looking at the TV.
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If Chuck Norris and Mr. T fought, the world would explode.
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Chuck Norris was the first person to play Rocky, but his punches killed the other actors so the decided to use Sylvester Stallone instead.
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The only sport Chuck Norris would score lower than you in is golf.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a mobile phone. He uses his shoe.
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Chuck Norris said no more of these jokes about him...... or else
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Hitler committed suicide because he heard Chuck Norris was sent to kill him.
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Chuck Norris can control the heat of the sun.
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Chuck Norris controls the earth's revolutions.
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Chuck Norris was actually the one who cured the blind man of his blindness, and served hundreds of people with a slice of bread, but he is so humble, he gave Jesus the props for it.
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The reason nobody is aloud to go to area 51 is simply because Chuck Norris doesn't want any body in or around his house.
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Chuck Norris is actually the 5 Element.
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Chuck Norris is the real weapon of mass destruction.
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Chuck Norris is the reason scary movies have endings.
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