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If Chuck Norris ran for president, everyone would win because no one would dare vote or even run against him.

Rated 2.78/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris was old enough to vote when he was born.

Rated 3.33/5 (36 Votes)

Voting never counts because Chuck Norris decides who wins. Always.

Rated 3.55/5 (44 Votes)

Chuck Norris wasn't born, he decided to start living.

Rated 3.77/5 (47 Votes)

Chuck Norris could set every record, but he feels it would be to easy.

Rated 3.38/5 (34 Votes)

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you all day with out messing up his hair.

Rated 3.28/5 (29 Votes)

Chuck Norris can get 100% notes on Through the Fire and Flames on expert without looking at the TV.

Rated 3.48/5 (63 Votes)

If Chuck Norris and Mr. T fought, the world would explode.

Rated 3.02/5 (43 Votes)

Chuck Norris was the first person to play Rocky, but his punches killed the other actors so the decided to use Sylvester Stallone instead.

Rated 3.63/5 (54 Votes)

The only sport Chuck Norris would score lower than you in is golf.

Rated 4.02/5 (53 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't need a mobile phone. He uses his shoe.

Rated 2.42/5 (36 Votes)

Chuck Norris said no more of these jokes about him...... or else

Rated 3.25/5 (36 Votes)

Hitler committed suicide because he heard Chuck Norris was sent to kill him.

Rated 3.73/5 (48 Votes)

Chuck Norris can control the heat of the sun.

Rated 3.31/5 (42 Votes)

Chuck Norris controls the earth's revolutions.

Rated 2.43/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris was actually the one who cured the blind man of his blindness, and served hundreds of people with a slice of bread, but he is so humble, he gave Jesus the props for it.

Rated 2.45/5 (44 Votes)

The reason nobody is aloud to go to area 51 is simply because Chuck Norris doesn't want any body in or around his house.

Rated 3.3/5 (37 Votes)

Chuck Norris is actually the 5 Element.

Rated 2.92/5 (36 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the real weapon of mass destruction.

Rated 3.52/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the reason scary movies have endings.

Rated 2.78/5 (27 Votes)
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