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Chuck Norris is the reason why Obama has a chance at president.
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Chuck Norris can get 40 women pregnant by thinking i.t
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Chuck Norris can make Pikachu lose his electrical abilities.
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Chuck Norris isn't the best. The best is Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telephone, he writes a letter and staples it to cats and roundhouse kicks them to any destination he pleases.
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The real reason the Nazis never succeeded is because Chuck Norris didn't like the idea of another perfect being.
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Some people play kick the can, Chuck Norris plays kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris ironically lives in a round house.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually Chuck Norris' pinky finger.
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If Neo met Chuck Norris in Matrix I, there would not have been a Matrix2.
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Chuck Norris knows what the Rock is cooking
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Lysol kills 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris kills all of them.
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The army diffused all nuclear bombs. They found out Chuck Norris is more effective.
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Chuck Norris can be in two places at one time.
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Chuck Norris threw a dodgeball at a kid's head so hard his descendants
hold their heads and say ,"THAT HURT!"
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Chuck Norris is the fifth Triwizard Champion!
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Chuck Norris was originally cast to be the subject in 'Supersize Me'. The footage of this was scraped when nothing happened to him.
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After Chuck Norris visited China, the great wall was just okay.
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Violence is Chuck Norris' last option. It's also his first.
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Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee WERE friends. They were friends until chuck stole his wife.
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