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Chuck Norris is the reason why Obama has a chance at president.

Rated 2.11/5 (53 Votes)

Chuck Norris can get 40 women pregnant by thinking i.t

Rated 2.83/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make Pikachu lose his electrical abilities.

Rated 2.18/5 (38 Votes)

Chuck Norris isn't the best. The best is Chuck Norris

Rated 2.88/5 (41 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't use a telephone, he writes a letter and staples it to cats and roundhouse kicks them to any destination he pleases.

Rated 3.5/5 (50 Votes)

The real reason the Nazis never succeeded is because Chuck Norris didn't like the idea of another perfect being.

Rated 2.69/5 (39 Votes)

Some people play kick the can, Chuck Norris plays kick the keg.

Rated 3.76/5 (42 Votes)

Chuck Norris ironically lives in a round house.

Rated 3.59/5 (51 Votes)

Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually Chuck Norris' pinky finger.

Rated 3.37/5 (38 Votes)

If Neo met Chuck Norris in Matrix I, there would not have been a Matrix2.

Rated 3.2/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris knows what the Rock is cooking

Rated 3.72/5 (58 Votes)

Lysol kills 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris kills all of them.

Rated 3.65/5 (66 Votes)

The army diffused all nuclear bombs. They found out Chuck Norris is more effective.

Rated 3.65/5 (40 Votes)

Chuck Norris can be in two places at one time.

Rated 3.5/5 (34 Votes)

Chuck Norris threw a dodgeball at a kid's head so hard his descendants hold their heads and say ,"THAT HURT!"

Rated 2.5/5 (48 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the fifth Triwizard Champion!

Rated 2.49/5 (37 Votes)

Chuck Norris was originally cast to be the subject in 'Supersize Me'. The footage of this was scraped when nothing happened to him.

Rated 2.61/5 (31 Votes)

After Chuck Norris visited China, the great wall was just okay.

Rated 3/5 (34 Votes)

Violence is Chuck Norris' last option. It's also his first.

Rated 3.51/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee WERE friends. They were friends until chuck stole his wife.

Rated 2.76/5 (25 Votes)
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