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Chuck Norris once had 5 kids, and so was the power rangers

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Chuck Norris can flick a space shuttle into the earths orbit.

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Chuck Norris can play pool with the planets.

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Chuck Norris really does sweat bullets.

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You don't find Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris finds you.

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Chuck Norris is the reason London Bridge is falling down.

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Sometimes when Chuck Norris goes Ice skating, the Ice slips and falls on Chuck Norris.

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When chuck Norris blows up a balloon, it pops before he even starts out of fear.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off a 150 story building, and the ground got chucked.

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The Mr Universe Competitions are tributes to Chuck Norris.

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The leading cause of death among terrorists is Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

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Chuck Norris doesn't hunt for monster. Monsters give him free Exp in exchange for their lives

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When Chuck Norris stands in front of a microwave as it's going the microwave explodes.

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When death touches chuck Norris he dies even more.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Chuck Norris is straight out of Compton.

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The reason Friday the 13th is cursed is because Chuck Norris was born on Friday the 13th

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Chuck Norris was born on February 31st.

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Chuck Norris can see facial expressions over the phone.

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