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Chuck Norris claps and the night turns to day.
Rated 3.6/5 (40 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep walk he sleep kills.
Rated 3.89/5 (38 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't take pain killers because pain is scared of him.
Rated 3.51/5 (35 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the reason the world is round.
Rated 3.15/5 (41 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the end of all things.
Rated 2.37/5 (30 Votes)
The day Chuck Norris got braces he pulled them off with his tongue.
Rated 3.06/5 (32 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesnt do homework; homework does Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris raises rodeo clowns.
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Chuck Norris can burn calories with a flamethrower.
Rated 4.05/5 (60 Votes)
Chuck Norris biggest idol is his mirror, because it dares to duplicate him.
Rated 3.21/5 (33 Votes)
Chuck Norris refuses to play poker, cause he's not allowed to use the most
powerful hand (his own).
Rated 2.56/5 (32 Votes)
Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer don't fight each other. They apocalypse each other.
Rated 2.36/5 (28 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the answer to life, the universe, and everything
Rated 2.61/5 (38 Votes)
Chuck Norris once made the Most Interesting Man in the World say uncle....twice in 1 minute.
Rated 2.73/5 (37 Votes)
Scientists have completed a study showing Chuck Norris can round house kick you last week.
Rated 3.59/5 (41 Votes)
When Jesus made water into wine, Chuck made wine into beer.
Rated 3.1/5 (41 Votes)
If you lined a list of Chuck Norris's enemies and exctinct animals together, they match.
Rated 2.93/5 (43 Votes)
Chuck made Earth and God wet his pants, thus Earth being 80% water.
Rated 2.81/5 (47 Votes)
What do you find when you go to the end of the universe? Chuck Norris
Rated 3.47/5 (32 Votes)
Chuck Norris can watch the movie from the ring, and the little girl who calls asks Chuck Norris for 7 days to live.
Rated 2.81/5 (26 Votes)