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Chuck Norris claps and the night turns to day.

Rated 3.59/5 (39 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep walk he sleep kills.

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Chuck Norris doesn't take pain killers because pain is scared of him.

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Chuck Norris is the reason the world is round.

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Chuck Norris is the end of all things.

Rated 2.37/5 (30 Votes)

The day Chuck Norris got braces he pulled them off with his tongue.

Rated 3.06/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesnt do homework; homework does Chuck Norris

Rated 1.97/5 (37 Votes)

Chuck Norris raises rodeo clowns.

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Chuck Norris can burn calories with a flamethrower.

Rated 4.05/5 (60 Votes)

Chuck Norris biggest idol is his mirror, because it dares to duplicate him.

Rated 3.21/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck Norris refuses to play poker, cause he's not allowed to use the most powerful hand (his own).

Rated 2.56/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer don't fight each other. They apocalypse each other.

Rated 2.36/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the answer to life, the universe, and everything

Rated 2.59/5 (37 Votes)

Chuck Norris once made the Most Interesting Man in the World say uncle....twice in 1 minute.

Rated 2.73/5 (37 Votes)

Scientists have completed a study showing Chuck Norris can round house kick you last week.

Rated 3.6/5 (40 Votes)

When Jesus made water into wine, Chuck made wine into beer.

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If you lined a list of Chuck Norris's enemies and exctinct animals together, they match.

Rated 2.93/5 (43 Votes)

Chuck made Earth and God wet his pants, thus Earth being 80% water.

Rated 2.81/5 (47 Votes)

What do you find when you go to the end of the universe? Chuck Norris

Rated 3.47/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris can watch the movie from the ring, and the little girl who calls asks Chuck Norris for 7 days to live.

Rated 2.81/5 (26 Votes)
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