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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

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Chuck Norris once went to mars. Thats why there are no signs of life.

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Did you hear about steriods? They got busted for taking Chuck Norris!

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Chuck Norris ain't got to do shit for a klondike bar!

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Chuck Norris was on 24 but got kicked off for saving the day in 23 hours.

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Chuck Norris can rhyme with orange

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Chuck Norris knows the meaning to life. Thats why he can take it away so easily

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Chuck Norris taught Neil Peart everything he knows

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Chuck Norris is a better entertainer than Danny Gans

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Chuck made Janie cry

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Chuck norris doesn't need ear buds for his ipod

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Chuck Norris knows your reading this

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Chuck Norris always wins at Monopoly

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Chuck norris roundhouse kicked Mr. Green,Miss Scarlet,Col Custard and Professor Plum in the ballroom, but they were scatted throughout all the room.

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Chuck Norris can pee lasers

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Chuck Norris will eat your babies!

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Chuck Norris can see his forehead

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When you kick chuck Norris in balls his balls will kick you back.

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The only reason Chuck Norris's teacher called him an honors student was because Chuck Norris said that it was an honor to be here and roundhouse kicked him in the genitals.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wear condoms because their is no protection against Chuck Norris.

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