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When Chuck Norris drinks milk, his bones don't get stronger. The milk does.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his eyes open and closed. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris can eat with his mouth closed
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Chuck Norris can see the world but the world cant see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has always been President of the United States. The others had
held the title to raise their self-esteem.
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Chuck Norris made the white boy play that funky music.
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What happened to Nototious B.I.G.? Chuck Norris.
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What color are Chuck Norris' shoes?
The same color as your blood.
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When Chuck Norris takes a dump... Solid food comes out.
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Men don't punch women, ask Chuck Norris and he can make her a man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get struck by lightning, Chuck Norris waits until the lightning comes down then goes and catches it
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When Chuck Norris gets a syntax error on a calculator he says what? Then the answer appears on the screen
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Chuck Norris ate an ream of rice paper and crapped out an origami swan.
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Chuck Norris has got milk. he has it dead in the back of his car.
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Chuck Norris can ride a bike with no wheels.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a shredder he just uses his teeth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call people. People call him.
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Chuck Norris has 2 birthdays in a year.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in line.
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Chuck Norris makes Happiness cry.
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