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Jedis use the force. The force uses Chuck Norris.
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The beads of sweat on Chuck Norris's knuckles kill 100% of all household bacteria.
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Chuck Norris open his eyes when he sneezes.
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Chuck Norris knows why the Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Chuck Norris once made a paper airplane. It is now up and running in Chicago.
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If you beandip Chuck Norris, he will rip your chest off, roundhouse kick your chest into the sun, then roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris can make any color with your blood.
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Jigsaw told Chuck Norris "i want to play a little game" Chuck Norris said, "I dont want to".
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Chuck Norris says that an apple is a fruit AND a vegetable.
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Why does Chuck Norris wear levis? cuz levis is scared of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not wear Levis. Levis wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once taught a class called Ass kicking 101. There were none alive.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with a belt sander.
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Chuck Norris is the only man that can hassle the Hof.
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Chuck Norris is the only creature that can pull off Gandhi's outfit.
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Chuck Norris did hit that.
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Chuck Norris does not sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall. He takes them all off the wall...
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Chuck Norris can pass go, and collect $200.
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When Chuck Norris lands on Boardwalk, you pay him rent!
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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