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For some people the left testicle is slightly larger than the right. For Chuck Norris each testicle is larger than the other 5.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee, coffee drinks Chuck Norris.
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When somebody shoots Chuck Norris the bullet gets hurt.
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Chuck Norris said to Uncle Sam I want you!
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Machines don't slaughter cows Chuck Norris does.
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The reason Criss Angel levitates is because he insulted Chuck Norris and he doesn't want to die.
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What color is Chuck Norris' blood? Trick question, Chuck Norris doesn't
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The real reason the Great Sphinx of Egypt is missing its nose is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it from the toilet.
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Chuck Norris once pissed a kidney stone, it is now known as Ayers Rock.
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Chuck Norris gives the sun skin cancer!
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.
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If Chuck Norris was your prison daddy you would get pregnant.
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Chuck Norris was born on Febuary 30th. Thats why Febuary 30th doesn't come around to often.
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick in the oppisate dircetion and the focre of that kick will circumnavigate the globe and hit u in the back of the head.
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Snakes were lizards, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked them and seperated their arms and legs from their bodys.
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Gokus power lvl is over 9000! Chuck Norris's power lvl is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris logs on to E-bay, Theres a special button for him that says "take what you want".
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke... People laugh out of fear...
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris' pet snail can go 50mph and that's it jogging.
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