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For some people the left testicle is slightly larger than the right. For Chuck Norris each testicle is larger than the other 5.

Rated 3.25/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee, coffee drinks Chuck Norris.

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When somebody shoots Chuck Norris the bullet gets hurt.

Rated 3.87/5 (54 Votes)

Chuck Norris said to Uncle Sam I want you!

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Machines don't slaughter cows Chuck Norris does.

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The reason Criss Angel levitates is because he insulted Chuck Norris and he doesn't want to die.

Rated 2.97/5 (33 Votes)

What color is Chuck Norris' blood? Trick question, Chuck Norris doesn't bleed.

Rated 3.75/5 (60 Votes)

The real reason the Great Sphinx of Egypt is missing its nose is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it from the toilet.

Rated 2.6/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris once pissed a kidney stone, it is now known as Ayers Rock.

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Chuck Norris gives the sun skin cancer!

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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.

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If Chuck Norris was your prison daddy you would get pregnant.

Rated 3.66/5 (47 Votes)

Chuck Norris was born on Febuary 30th. Thats why Febuary 30th doesn't come around to often.

Rated 3.24/5 (41 Votes)

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick in the oppisate dircetion and the focre of that kick will circumnavigate the globe and hit u in the back of the head.

Rated 1.9/5 (31 Votes)

Snakes were lizards, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked them and seperated their arms and legs from their bodys.

Rated 2.33/5 (24 Votes)

Gokus power lvl is over 9000! Chuck Norris's power lvl is Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.38/5 (40 Votes)

When Chuck Norris logs on to E-bay, Theres a special button for him that says "take what you want".

Rated 4.01/5 (228 Votes)

When Chuck Norris makes a joke... People laugh out of fear...

Rated 2.8/5 (30 Votes)

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Rated 3.69/5 (42 Votes)

Chuck Norris' pet snail can go 50mph and that's it jogging.

Rated 2.39/5 (41 Votes)
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