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Bob Marley never got stoned, He just came across Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.3/5 (27 Votes)

Female engineers agree that Chuck Norris has more thrust than a 747.

Rated 3.86/5 (43 Votes)

The Sun Is Chuck Norris's clap on lamp.

Rated 3.11/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris does magic tricks for David Blaine.

Rated 3.27/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck Norris round house kicks people who make Chuck Norris jok... %$!BAM!@^%.

Rated 3.17/5 (36 Votes)

There is only one shot for Chuck Norris in basketball. 3 point dunks.

Rated 3.63/5 (35 Votes)

When you stab Chuck Norris, Blood comes out of your body.

Rated 3.75/5 (36 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't work out on Bowflex, Bowflex works out on Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.15/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris told Eddie Van Halen how to Rock.

Rated 2.67/5 (18 Votes)

Bruce Lee beat Chuck in a fight. Isn't animation amazing?

Rated 2.6/5 (35 Votes)

Some people don't believe in Chuck Norris. Those "some people" are now missing.

Rated 3.62/5 (50 Votes)

Is Obama gong to be a good president? Well...Chuck let him live, so I guess it's a "yes."

Rated 2.84/5 (37 Votes)

When Chuck Norris jumps off a building, whenever he lands it creates the big bang.

Rated 1.61/5 (36 Votes)

When Katrina hit all the people of the world blamed it on nature but all the natives know really it was because Chuck Norris breathed out.

Rated 1.47/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris can jump higher then you when he is on the ground and your on a trampoline.

Rated 2.53/5 (38 Votes)

Every time Chuck Norris orders for pizza the pizza makes itself, bakes itself, and then delivers itself to Chuck Norris, because the pizza boys are to scared to ask Chuck Norris for a tip.

Rated 1.97/5 (38 Votes)

Chuck Norris drew a 4d picture.

Rated 3.81/5 (52 Votes)

When Chuck Norris wants a fire in the fire place. He puts some gasoline in there and farts without the match.

Rated 3.06/5 (34 Votes)

When Chuck Norris was born he Announced the doctor to be a boy.

Rated 3.53/5 (40 Votes)

Chuck Norris can suck on a lollipop by squeezing it in his hand.

Rated 2.2/5 (30 Votes)
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