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When Chuck Norris farts under water the water the water boils.
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You may not be able to roast a egg on the sidewalk on a hot day but you can roast an egg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris round housed kicked repuplicans. Thus George Bush became
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Chuck Norris can lick the back of his head.
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Shooting stars are actually just people Chuck Norris has round housed kicked into space.
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If Hurricane Chuck Norris ever came, earth would Explode and everything would die. Expect Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once put his hand a burner which was on. The burner got 3rd degree burns.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Houston has a problem!
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On the fifth day God said let there be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fired Donald Trump!
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The big bang was created by Chuck Norris farting and holding a lighter up to his pants.
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One guy once called Chuck Norris a fruit. Chuck Norris then punched the man and the man bled red. This is how fruit punch was made.
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Chuck Norris can lock you inside a motorcycle.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris can smash atoms by squeezing his butt cheeks.
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When Chuck Norris was on celebrity Wheel of Fortune, he spun first. It's still going. One guy tried to stop it, once. Now he's called "Stumpy the One-armed Janitor".
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Chuck Norris does all his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to eat, he gets the whole chicken, but only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half-and-half. Half coffee, half pure
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When the lightning flashes and the thunder crashes, Chuck Norris just gave someone a roundhouse kick to the face!
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