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When Chuck Norris farts under water the water the water boils.

Rated 3.48/5 (33 Votes)

You may not be able to roast a egg on the sidewalk on a hot day but you can roast an egg on Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.21/5 (29 Votes)

Chuck Norris round housed kicked repuplicans. Thus George Bush became our president.

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Chuck Norris can lick the back of his head.

Rated 3.8/5 (45 Votes)

Shooting stars are actually just people Chuck Norris has round housed kicked into space.

Rated 3.85/5 (39 Votes)

If Hurricane Chuck Norris ever came, earth would Explode and everything would die. Expect Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.38/5 (39 Votes)

Chuck Norris once put his hand a burner which was on. The burner got 3rd degree burns.

Rated 3.63/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the reason Houston has a problem!

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On the fifth day God said let there be Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris fired Donald Trump!

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The big bang was created by Chuck Norris farting and holding a lighter up to his pants.

Rated 4.04/5 (55 Votes)

One guy once called Chuck Norris a fruit. Chuck Norris then punched the man and the man bled red. This is how fruit punch was made.

Rated 3.69/5 (39 Votes)

Chuck Norris can lock you inside a motorcycle.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris can smash atoms by squeezing his butt cheeks.

Rated 3.76/5 (37 Votes)

When Chuck Norris was on celebrity Wheel of Fortune, he spun first. It's still going. One guy tried to stop it, once. Now he's called "Stumpy the One-armed Janitor".

Rated 3.63/5 (38 Votes)

Chuck Norris does all his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

Rated 3.59/5 (29 Votes)

When Chuck Norris goes out to eat, he gets the whole chicken, but only eats its soul.

Rated 3.8/5 (49 Votes)

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half-and-half. Half coffee, half pure alcohol.

Rated 3.27/5 (30 Votes)

When the lightning flashes and the thunder crashes, Chuck Norris just gave someone a roundhouse kick to the face!

Rated 3.05/5 (20 Votes)
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