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Chuck Norris is the reason no one was found on Roanoke Island.

Rated 2.68/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris told Jigsaw to play a game.

Rated 3.63/5 (64 Votes)

While your reading this, Chuck Norris is going to Roundhouse kick you.

Rated 1.86/5 (42 Votes)

Chuck Norris can roll a seven with one die.

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Chuck Norris can run you over with a parked car.

Rated 3.97/5 (94 Votes)

Chuck Norris can swim to Europe.... without getting wet.

Rated 3.88/5 (88 Votes)

Chuck Norris has just one instinct. The killer one.

Rated 3.62/5 (53 Votes)

If you give a man a fish, it will feed him for a day. If you give him anything better, than Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it.

Rated 3.23/5 (31 Votes)

They have tried to make a Chuck Norris toilet paper. It was a great idea...it was rough, it was tough... but it wouldn't take sh!t from anyone!

Rated 3.66/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris can win Monopoly in one turn.

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Chuck Norris once accidentally killed a cameraman while filming a close-up roundhouse kick.Chuck Norris,respecting the man for his bravery,snapped the man's neck back in place and put the man's ghost back into his body.Chuck Norris killed the director for making him almost kill an innocent man.

Rated 3.42/5 (31 Votes)

In "war of the worlds", Chuck Norris killed every martian. In the deleted version of the movie, that the director never let on DVD,it shows Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking every alien tripod.this version, however, only lasted 30 seconds.

Rated 2.57/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris can dig to china.

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Remember Achilles' tendon? Chuck Norris did that.

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Chuck Norris knows what you're thinking.

Rated 2.43/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris is so strong he can beat Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.38/5 (34 Votes)

Chuck Norris can sit and stand. AT THE SAME TIME!

Rated 3.31/5 (32 Votes)

When Chuck Norris farts California has an earthquake.

Rated 2.87/5 (31 Votes)

The U.S. didn't drop an atom bomb in Japan. They dropped Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.96/5 (229 Votes)

Chuck Norris can pick his friends nose.

Rated 2.09/5 (34 Votes)
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