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Chuck Norris marked the spam button as spam.
Rated 3.63/5 (30 Votes)
The reason there isn't a Chuck Norris character in the supersmash bros
game is because he would have infinite star.
Rated 2.61/5 (31 Votes)
Chuck Norris prefers Burger King because McDonalds hasn't invented the biggest mac yet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to lick a tootsie pop to get to the center.
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Chuck Norris wasn't born. He was unleashed!
Rated 3.89/5 (53 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't bring sexy back. It's delivered to him on a silver platter.
Rated 4.06/5 (47 Votes)
Chuck Norris once played 7 minutes in heaven in a closet, but they actually went to heaven on Chuck Norris' request.
Rated 2.35/5 (26 Votes)
Chuck Norris goes to Internet without connecting.
Rated 3.55/5 (42 Votes)
Have you heard of Chuck Norris' ABSINTH? Of course you haven't, it
has 134% of alcohol.
Rated 2.93/5 (30 Votes)
Chuck Norris isn't awesome. People call him that out of shrill terror.
Rated 1.94/5 (33 Votes)
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Rated 4.02/5 (44 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't give out christmas presents.
He gives you an extra day to live.
Rated 3.91/5 (44 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't take the trash out, he stares it down until it
takes itself out.
Rated 3.73/5 (30 Votes)
Chuck Norris tried suing the makers of bubble tape because he thought "6 feet of fun" was something women referred to as his wiener.
Rated 3.95/5 (73 Votes)
Chuck Norris can piss into a hurricane and cause a tidal wave going the opposite direction.
Rated 3.36/5 (33 Votes)
The reason the American economy is so bad is because George Bush is the only world leader not to consult Chuck Norris before making an important decision.
Rated 2.56/5 (39 Votes)
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Rated 4.17/5 (3475 Votes)
Stop laughing. Chuck Norris isn't funny.
Rated 2.42/5 (36 Votes)
An iceberg didnít destroy the Titanic, Chuck Norris did, because he was tracking a penguin that was on the boat that has his shoes.
Rated 2.33/5 (30 Votes)
Chuck Norris can shatter a diamond by flexing his butt cheeks.
Rated 3.83/5 (36 Votes)