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Chuck Norris marked the spam button as spam.

Rated 3.63/5 (30 Votes)

The reason there isn't a Chuck Norris character in the supersmash bros game is because he would have infinite star.

Rated 2.61/5 (31 Votes)

Chuck Norris prefers Burger King because McDonalds hasn't invented the biggest mac yet.

Rated 3.06/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't have to lick a tootsie pop to get to the center.

Rated 3.7/5 (30 Votes)

Chuck Norris wasn't born. He was unleashed!

Rated 3.89/5 (53 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't bring sexy back. It's delivered to him on a silver platter.

Rated 4.06/5 (47 Votes)

Chuck Norris once played 7 minutes in heaven in a closet, but they actually went to heaven on Chuck Norris' request.

Rated 2.35/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris goes to Internet without connecting.

Rated 3.55/5 (42 Votes)

Have you heard of Chuck Norris' ABSINTH? Of course you haven't, it has 134% of alcohol.

Rated 2.93/5 (30 Votes)

Chuck Norris isn't awesome. People call him that out of shrill terror.

Rated 1.94/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Rated 4.02/5 (44 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't give out christmas presents. He gives you an extra day to live.

Rated 3.91/5 (44 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't take the trash out, he stares it down until it takes itself out.

Rated 3.73/5 (30 Votes)

Chuck Norris tried suing the makers of bubble tape because he thought "6 feet of fun" was something women referred to as his wiener.

Rated 3.95/5 (73 Votes)

Chuck Norris can piss into a hurricane and cause a tidal wave going the opposite direction.

Rated 3.36/5 (33 Votes)

The reason the American economy is so bad is because George Bush is the only world leader not to consult Chuck Norris before making an important decision.

Rated 2.56/5 (39 Votes)

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

Rated 4.17/5 (3475 Votes)

Stop laughing. Chuck Norris isn't funny.

Rated 2.42/5 (36 Votes)

An iceberg didnít destroy the Titanic, Chuck Norris did, because he was tracking a penguin that was on the boat that has his shoes.

Rated 2.33/5 (30 Votes)

Chuck Norris can shatter a diamond by flexing his butt cheeks.

Rated 3.83/5 (36 Votes)
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