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Chuck Norris stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
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Chuck Norris does mess with the Zohan.
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Chuck Norris is the only reason the Terminator machines haven't taken
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Chuck Norris can read your mind, as long as you were thinking about getting a roundhouse kick to the head.
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Chuck Norris is not an astronaut because in space no one can hear you scream.
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his legs tied behind his back.
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I DARE you to slap Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' blood type is too strong to be detemined.
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When your dead Chuck Norris will kill you again.
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Chuck Norris can do no handed push-ups.
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Chuck has no blood just poison and beer.
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Chuck Norris can drink a river and then pee an ocean.
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Huck Norris can uppercut the ground.
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Chuck Norris's mom thought she felt convulsions when she was pregnant,
but that was just Chuck Norris round house kicking the uterus.
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Bruce Lee taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick. We wonder why
Bruce lee died right after that.
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Dirty Harry didnt really use a 44 mag. He had Chuck Norris with him.
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When shit hits the fan, everyone goes crazy. When Chuck Norris hits
the fan, the fan breaks.
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The reason why Michael Jackson changed himself was because the constant
fear that Chuck Norris is watching him. Sadly, it didn't work. Now look
Rated 2.68/5 (31 Votes)
Some people claim they have buns of steel. Chuck Norris has buns made
of pure titanium.
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Chuck invented the question mark?
Rated 1.61/5 (31 Votes)