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Chuck Norris stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

Rated 3.24/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris does mess with the Zohan.

Rated 3.8/5 (49 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the only reason the Terminator machines haven't taken over yet.

Rated 3.24/5 (29 Votes)

Chuck Norris can read your mind, as long as you were thinking about getting a roundhouse kick to the head.

Rated 2.91/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris is not an astronaut because in space no one can hear you scream.

Rated 3.1/5 (29 Votes)

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his legs tied behind his back.

Rated 3.98/5 (57 Votes)

I DARE you to slap Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.71/5 (48 Votes)

Chuck Norris' blood type is too strong to be detemined.

Rated 2.1/5 (29 Votes)

When your dead Chuck Norris will kill you again.

Rated 3.19/5 (42 Votes)

Chuck Norris can do no handed push-ups.

Rated 3.42/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck has no blood just poison and beer.

Rated 2.13/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris can drink a river and then pee an ocean.

Rated 2.42/5 (36 Votes)

Huck Norris can uppercut the ground.

Rated 2.03/5 (38 Votes)

Chuck Norris's mom thought she felt convulsions when she was pregnant, but that was just Chuck Norris round house kicking the uterus.

Rated 2.97/5 (33 Votes)

Bruce Lee taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick. We wonder why Bruce lee died right after that.

Rated 2/5 (32 Votes)

Dirty Harry didnt really use a 44 mag. He had Chuck Norris with him.

Rated 2.17/5 (24 Votes)

When shit hits the fan, everyone goes crazy. When Chuck Norris hits the fan, the fan breaks.

Rated 2.77/5 (22 Votes)

The reason why Michael Jackson changed himself was because the constant fear that Chuck Norris is watching him. Sadly, it didn't work. Now look at M.J.

Rated 2.68/5 (31 Votes)

Some people claim they have buns of steel. Chuck Norris has buns made of pure titanium.

Rated 3/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck invented the question mark?

Rated 1.61/5 (31 Votes)
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