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Chuck Norris once broke a persons arm by kicking them in the leg.

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Gene simons tongue is so long cause Chuck Norris puledl it.

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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.

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The Titanic wasn't sunk by an iceberg, Chuck Norris was going for his moring swim.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass he stares at it and dares it to grow.

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Chuck Norris can run around the world and give himself a highfive.

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The sandman doesnt bring Chuck Norris good dreams, Chuck Norris brings the sandman nightmares.

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Chuck Norris can live without life.

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Little kids wear Superman pj's. Superman wears Chuck Norris pj's. Chuck Norris doesnt wear pj's.

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Chuck Norris doesn't strive for greatness; greatness strives for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris was flying in his jet when a terrorist was going to high jack his plane. The head line in the news the next day was "farthest cowboy boot shoved up some ones ass".

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Chuck Norris can play the game SORRY without being sorry.

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Chuck Norris can score a touchdown in basketball.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need to lick a tootsie pop to get to the center. He just roundhouse kicks it once and the center appears.

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Chuck Norris's second name is the alpha and the omega.

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Chuck was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.

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Chuck can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Chuck was once in a knife fight. The knife lost.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck once made a field goal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line...of the Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

Rated 3.71/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instntly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Rated 3.63/5 (38 Votes)
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