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The story about the dreadful Ring and the cursed girl was ended exactly seven
days after Chuck Norris had watched the videotape.
Rated 3/5 (16 Votes)
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Rated 4.14/5 (1226 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't ride the bus, the bus rides Chuck Norris.
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When Johnny Cochran gets in trouble, he calls Chuck Norris.
Rated 2.35/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris shot a snot rocket into orbit.
Rated 3.57/5 (30 Votes)
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess just by staring at the other
player's peices. Not that anyone would play against Chuck Norris.
Rated 2.86/5 (28 Votes)
The Hubble telescope broke because Chuck Norris told it to.
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Chuck Norris never uses question marks. Because Chuck Norris ALWAYS knows the answer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pick-up lines. He just says "now".
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Chuck Norris was asked to build the Great Wall of China. All he had
was a can of Red Bull and a brick. He did it in 2 mins.
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Who brought back high-waisted jeans? Chuck Norris.
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Want to know who Chuck Norris's enemies are? Check the Extinction List.
Rated 3.82/5 (28 Votes)
Chuck Norris makes sure Santa is nice.
Rated 3.63/5 (27 Votes)
Who would win in a slap fight: Hilary Clinton or Paris Hilton? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesnt load his gun, he says bang and the victim plays dead to not make him angry.
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Chuck Norris does his own stunts. When he gets bored he does everyone elses also.
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Mccain wouldve won the election, but the computers were too scared to register Chuck Norris' vote.
Rated 2.7/5 (23 Votes)
I before e except after Chuck Norris. e is just easily manipulated.
Rated 2.33/5 (24 Votes)
The force isnt with Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is with the force.
Rated 2.52/5 (23 Votes)
Obiwan dissapeared cause he knew Chuck Norris was coming.
Rated 2.92/5 (24 Votes)