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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Rated 3.94/5 (125 Votes)

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Rated 4.04/5 (250 Votes)

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Rated 4.11/5 (280 Votes)

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Rated 4.04/5 (158 Votes)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Rated 3.85/5 (164 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Rated 4.08/5 (169 Votes)

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

Rated 3.95/5 (148 Votes)

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Rated 4.1/5 (1715 Votes)

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Rated 3.51/5 (138 Votes)

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Rated 3.85/5 (149 Votes)

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Rated 3.75/5 (135 Votes)

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

Rated 3.1/5 (146 Votes)

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Rated 3.9/5 (242 Votes)

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

Rated 3.45/5 (133 Votes)

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Rated 4.1/5 (188 Votes)

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Rated 3.65/5 (140 Votes)

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

Rated 3.41/5 (116 Votes)

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

Rated 2.75/5 (144 Votes)

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Rated 3.02/5 (111 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.68/5 (158 Votes)
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