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Every morning Chuck Norris has a bowl of nails for breakfast, without any milk.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give money to the IRS. The IRS gives money to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a remote control. He gives his TV orders. And it obeys.
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Chuck Norris can draw a triangle with four angles.
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Chuck Norris can row a boat with his finger. And get a good 50 miles from it before he has to row again.
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Chuck Norris has built in Wi-Fi.
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It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris can smell the color nine.
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At buger king you can have it your way, Chuck Norris goes to Mc Donalds... he STILL gets it his way.
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Ever see halo's master-chief without his helmet? its Chuck Norris,
and if you saw him and your alive, you are a lucky person...
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No one touches Chuck Norris's ass except for the toilet paper.
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When Chuck Norris cuts himself shaving the razor bleeds.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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The great pryamids are a result of Chuck Norris snezzing in the desert.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people... everyone.
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Chuck Norris can bend light.
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Jellyfish use to have bones. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one in the face and the bones dissapeared. The rest soon followed.
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It was once theorized the Titanic struck Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris runs faster than light.
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Mr. T once lost an arm wrestling match with a Chuck Norris poster.
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