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Chuck Norris was once in a bar fight. He beat the bar.

Rated 2.57/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a car into a wall inventing the sub compact.

Rated 2.55/5 (20 Votes)

If you are what you eat then Chuck Norris is made of steel.

Rated 3.22/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris once buried a tire and grew a Ferrari.

Rated 3.76/5 (42 Votes)

Chuck Norris went into a McDonalds and asked for a bucket of chicken. They said "We don't serve that here." He walked outside and drop kicked McDonalds then walked back inside and it was a KFC.

Rated 2.76/5 (29 Votes)

The US didn't drop an atomic bomb on Hiroshima. Chuck Norris just threw a temper tantrum.

Rated 3.38/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris can fold a piece of paper more than 8 times.

Rated 3/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris does not need a bail-out because he does get a nickel anytime someone pleads "Please don't kick me!".

Rated 2.7/5 (23 Votes)

When Chuck Norris grandmother died he became very sad. Thats how the Great Depression started.

Rated 3.62/5 (37 Votes)

Chuck Norris does not need change because prices change to whatever Chuck Norris has available.

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Even though Chuck Norris can round house kick himself into heaven he would rather go to hell for a hot work out.

Rated 2.5/5 (32 Votes)

If we had a Chuck Norris National Holiday even people with out jobs would have paid time off.

Rated 2.88/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris is so fast, he actually caught the Road Runner.

Rated 3.04/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris' stare is so sharp he can cut sub-atomic particles in half.

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Chuck Norris was not born, he was made.

Rated 2.86/5 (22 Votes)

Barack Obama needs Chuck Norris' advice on National Security.

Rated 3.5/5 (36 Votes)

Contrary to popular belief Chuck Norris does not defy gravity, he just jumps really high.

Rated 2.82/5 (22 Votes)

Many believe that Chuck Norris invented his own language that uses a combination of punches and roundhouse kicks for sentences. It is now widely believed that's why telling someone "break a leg" means good luck.

Rated 3.35/5 (37 Votes)

Chuck Norris once sneezed and created an alternate universe.

Rated 3.29/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris can smell you a mile away.

Rated 2.56/5 (25 Votes)
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