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Moses asked God to help him past the Red Sea to escape the Egyptians. God then called Chuck Norris to split the river in two. After the Moses' people had crossed the sea and the Egyptians tried to go after them, Chuck Norris RoundHouse kicked the river back together.

Rated 2.39/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris does not go to Strip Clubs because women take off their clothes wherever he goes.

Rated 3.98/5 (42 Votes)

Chuck Norris is not a gynecologist but he is an expert.

Rated 3.19/5 (32 Votes)

Any language that Chuck Norris can speak, kicks ass.

Rated 2.08/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris is Freakin awesome.

Rated 2/5 (54 Votes)

Chuck Norris farted thus came Pearl Harbor.

Rated 1.67/5 (39 Votes)

A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is the equivalent of the Sonic Boom.

Rated 2.59/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesen't get dressed. His clothes get Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.08/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris can BxR in Counterstrike.

Rated 2.05/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris can Double Shot on Halo 2 by pressing B.

Rated 1.57/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't need internet to play on xbox live.

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Bungie only gives recon armor to special people because those "special people" were victims of Chuck Norris.

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Money doesn't make the world go around. Chuck Norris makes the world go around when he round house kicks it.

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Chuck Norris Invented Redtube.

Rated 2.17/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris invented ripleys belive it or else.

Rated 3.44/5 (32 Votes)

The doors at walmart aren't automatic. theyre just afraid to be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, again.

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Chuck Norris can divide by 0 and -0.

Rated 2.64/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris has a number 3 pencil.

Rated 2.5/5 (26 Votes)

People arn't really deaf, Chuck Norris just doesn't want them to hear.

Rated 3/5 (29 Votes)

How many Chuck Norris's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, Chuck Norris says stay on forever and the lightbulb obeys.

Rated 1.74/5 (35 Votes)
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