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Chuck Norris doesn't have to pull the trigger, the gun blows out of
Fear due to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the first word in every dictionary.
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The world cup was invented when Chuck Norris wore a gold jock strap to
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Chuck Norris can go to summer camp, during winter.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball hoop into a basketball.
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The reason Micheal Phelps is so fast is because Chuck Norris farts in the water behind him to propel him forward.
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Hey man,your refrigerator is running, from Chuck Norris.
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Theres one thing similar between Santa Claus and Chuck Norris, they
both break into your house and eat your cookies.
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Chuck Norris can draw a perfect circle while he is completely wasted.
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Chuck Norris stared Michael Jackson strait in the eyes: Thats how MJ
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Chuck Norris's hairs can round house kick!
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Chuck Norris did a cannon ball into a pool off a diving board.... Not
his best idea...
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Chuck Norris can hold is breath in water longer then a fish can.
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The reason the world will end in 2012 is because Chuck Norris's will find
out his girl friend broke up with him.
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When Chuck Norris looked evil in the eye's evil backed down.
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Chuck Norris goes to spain once a year to the running of the bulls. Chuck Norris is the reason why the bulls are running.
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Chuck Norris's favortie past time at night is plane tossing. This is what we call shooting stars.
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Muhammad Ali's inspiration comes from Chuck Norris. That's where Muhammad Ali got the saying ' I wrestled with an alligator, I tussled with a whale, I handcuffed lightning and I threw thunder in jail.' Muhammad Ali saw Chuck Norris do this in a daily routine workout.
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The ring around Saturn is the result of a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris 40million years ago. Chuck Norris was bored so he decided to go on a rampage. He has been travelling planet to planet ever since. Earth is now the Sun is next.
Rated 2.06/5 (16 Votes)
There is an everlasting battle between Good and Evil because Chuck Norris keeps winning. Neither side can decide which side Chuck Norris is on. No one tells Chuck what to do. No one.
Rated 3.84/5 (45 Votes)