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Immortal is greek for Chuck Norris.
Rated 2.79/5 (28 Votes)
The reason there are shooting stars is because Chuck Norris gets bored
somtimes and starts kicking them around.
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CHuck Norris once roundhouse kick Ozzy OZbourne's throat... enough said.
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Chuck Norris actually beat Lance Armstorng in the Tour De France. He
was just so far ahead nobody even noticed him.
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When Chuck Norris drops a penny, it goes to hell and hits the devil on the head.
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Chuck Norris does not get hungry, he just likes the taste of food.
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Chuck Norris called his cat a dog because his wasn't a pussy.
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Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet, whoever lost the bet had to wear
their underwear outside of their pants for the rest of their life.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay his bills, his bills pay him.
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Chuck Norris is one with the Force, he forces people to do his every
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The day Chuck Norris dies is the day hell freezes over.
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Chuck Norris is so smart, he doesn't read books, books read him.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can threaten his brain to learn a
language within seconds.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can stop the unstoppable force, and move
an immovable object.
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Chuck Norris doesn't skip rocks across water, he skips Boulders.
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Chuck Norris decides whether he wins or loses in a video game, and the
video game obeys.
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Why didn't the chiken cross the road,Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris can smell what the rock is cookin.
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Chuck Norris can bowl a 301 in bowling.
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Chuck Norris knows where carmen sandiego is.
Rated 2.96/5 (23 Votes)