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Immortal is greek for Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.79/5 (28 Votes)

The reason there are shooting stars is because Chuck Norris gets bored somtimes and starts kicking them around.

Rated 3.53/5 (32 Votes)

CHuck Norris once roundhouse kick Ozzy OZbourne's throat... enough said.

Rated 2.25/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris actually beat Lance Armstorng in the Tour De France. He was just so far ahead nobody even noticed him.

Rated 3.58/5 (26 Votes)

When Chuck Norris drops a penny, it goes to hell and hits the devil on the head.

Rated 3.44/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris does not get hungry, he just likes the taste of food.

Rated 2.06/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris called his cat a dog because his wasn't a pussy.

Rated 3.58/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet, whoever lost the bet had to wear their underwear outside of their pants for the rest of their life.

Rated 3.72/5 (39 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't pay his bills, his bills pay him.

Rated 2.14/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris is one with the Force, he forces people to do his every bidding.

Rated 2.65/5 (17 Votes)

The day Chuck Norris dies is the day hell freezes over.

Rated 2.33/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris is so smart, he doesn't read books, books read him.

Rated 2.09/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can threaten his brain to learn a language within seconds.

Rated 2.68/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can stop the unstoppable force, and move an immovable object.

Rated 3/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't skip rocks across water, he skips Boulders.

Rated 3.52/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris decides whether he wins or loses in a video game, and the video game obeys.

Rated 2.65/5 (23 Votes)

Why didn't the chiken cross the road,Chuck Norris was there.

Rated 3.37/5 (30 Votes)

Chuck Norris can smell what the rock is cookin.

Rated 3.5/5 (40 Votes)

Chuck Norris can bowl a 301 in bowling.

Rated 3.4/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris knows where carmen sandiego is.

Rated 2.96/5 (23 Votes)
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