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What happened to the guy who saw Chuck Norris get killed? He woke up.
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The cow didn't jump over the moon Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him over.
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Superman goes into phone booth, rips all his clothes off, and comes out as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wakes the sun up every morning.
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Chuck Norris's beard isn't a beard. It's a cover for his third fist.
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Chuck Norris can flex his hair.
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Chuck Norris can ride on handle bars without a bike.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.
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The reason why Michael Jackson became gay is because he found out Chuck
Norris had a daughter.
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People used to think the world was flat, until Chuck Norris ROUNDhouse
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If Chuck Norris was a number he would be #1.
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Chuck Norris says no head is better than one cause if you had one I'd kick it off.
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Rocky marciono was thought to be the greatest fighter of all time.
2 days after Chuck Norris was born that all changed. Marciono was never seen again.
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Anyone can piss on the floor, but Chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play rock paper scissors, he plays rock paper round house kick.
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Chuck Norris once invited his grandmother over for thanksgiving diner and cooked a turkey by staring at it, when his grandmother asked" how did you do that?" he round house kicked her in the face and said "do not question Chuck Norris".
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A butterfly can start to flap its wings and create a typhoon around the world.
Chuck Norris can start a typhoon that can create a butterfly.
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Chuck Norris can curl Monica Lewinsky.
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Every time i don't clean my room my mom threatens me by saying
"don't make me get Chuck Norris out here".
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Whenever somebody dresses up like Chuck Norris for halloween and goes to his house instead of giving them candy he just gives them roundhouse kick to the face because there can only be one Chuck Norris.
Rated 2.78/5 (32 Votes)