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If Chuck Norris was a bat, he could bite Ozzy Osborne's head off.

Rated 3.17/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris can hit a baby and get away with it.

Rated 2.92/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris can turn a diamond into coal.

Rated 3.67/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris can eat soup with chopsticks.

Rated 3.76/5 (29 Votes)

Chuck Norris once beat Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles in a staring contest at the same time.

Rated 3.4/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris once put a fire out with gasoline.

Rated 3.77/5 (22 Votes)

With the rising price of gasoling prices Chuck Norris is worried about his driking habbit.

Rated 2.59/5 (17 Votes)

When Chuck Norris runs with scissors he hurts other people.

Rated 3.11/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.

Rated 3.69/5 (29 Votes)

Chuck Norris can start a fire with just water.

Rated 3.53/5 (15 Votes)

Mary-go-rounds are the result from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking Mary.

Rated 2.52/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the reason why Osama Bin Laden is hiding.

Rated 3.2/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't need his heart to stay alive, his heart needs Chuck Norris to stay alive.

Rated 2.44/5 (18 Votes)

Have you heard about the new Chuck Norris cereal? If you put your head down close to the bowl you'll hear- SNAP, CRACKLE, your neck is broke.

Rated 3.74/5 (31 Votes)

Chuck Norris can see John Cena.

Rated 4.07/5 (30 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesnt fall, the ground stands up.

Rated 3.23/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris ate a bottle of hot sauce and farted. Thats why we have global warming.

Rated 3.75/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris playes with fire and never gets burn.

Rated 2.95/5 (20 Votes)

Americas weapon of of mass destruction is Chuck Norris of mass destruction.

Rated 2.1/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesnt make love, he creates it.

Rated 2.5/5 (16 Votes)
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