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If Chuck Norris was a bat, he could bite Ozzy Osborne's head off.
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Chuck Norris can hit a baby and get away with it.
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Chuck Norris can turn a diamond into coal.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with chopsticks.
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Chuck Norris once beat Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles in a staring contest at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once put a fire out with gasoline.
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With the rising price of gasoling prices Chuck Norris is worried about his driking habbit.
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When Chuck Norris runs with scissors he hurts other people.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris can start a fire with just water.
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Mary-go-rounds are the result from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking Mary.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Osama Bin Laden is hiding.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his heart to stay alive, his heart needs Chuck Norris to stay alive.
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Have you heard about the new Chuck Norris cereal? If you put your head down close to the bowl you'll hear- SNAP, CRACKLE, your neck is broke.
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Chuck Norris can see John Cena.
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Chuck Norris doesnt fall, the ground stands up.
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Chuck Norris ate a bottle of hot sauce and farted. Thats why we have global warming.
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Chuck Norris playes with fire and never gets burn.
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Americas weapon of of mass destruction is Chuck Norris of mass destruction.
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Chuck Norris doesnt make love, he creates it.
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