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Chuck Norris is always clean, no dirt dares come near him.
Rated 3.12/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't need a gun, he spits bullets.
Rated 3.73/5 (26 Votes)
The grand canyon was a result from Chuck Norris roudhouse kicking the ground.
Rated 2.8/5 (25 Votes)
911 calls Chuck Norris for help.
Rated 3.92/5 (38 Votes)
"In case of Chuck Norris, Stop, Drop, and DIE!".
Rated 3.5/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the reason Dracula is in a coffin.
Rated 3.83/5 (35 Votes)
Chuck Norris can put a cooked turkey in the oven and pull out a raw turkey.
Rated 3.64/5 (25 Votes)
There was a time when Chuck Norris was perfecting his super DOUBLE roundhouse kick....but unfortunetly the government wouldn't allow it to be unleased because when he tryed it on his assistent he killed him...TWICE.
Rated 3.41/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Norris's beard only grows when it gets his permission.
Rated 3.28/5 (25 Votes)
Chuck Norris chews on steal for gum.
Rated 2.5/5 (24 Votes)
Chuck Norris favorite sound is the impact of his roundhouse kick.
Rated 2.65/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris once ate a chicken then spit out the eggs.
Rated 3.11/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris can make a molehill out of a mountain.
Rated 4/5 (34 Votes)
"The Man" tried to stick it to Chuck Norris, now "The Man" is on the Moon.
Rated 3.53/5 (32 Votes)
The reason "The Grand Canyon" exists is because the mountains were in Chuck Norris' way.
Rated 3.86/5 (36 Votes)
Chuck Norris is like spicy food: he can tear you up from the inside out.
Rated 3.37/5 (30 Votes)
When Chuck Norris was born, he gave himself his own C section, and roundhous kicked his way out.
Rated 3.35/5 (20 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't take a cab, a cab takes Chuck Norris.
Rated 2.5/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris dooesn't use a gun as a weapon, the gun uses Chuck Norris as a weapon.
Rated 2.84/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris can make a bb gun automatic.
Rated 3.47/5 (19 Votes)