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In the basic rules of war, it clearly states its illeagal to use Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.82/5 (39 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't catch a cold, a cold catches a Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.79/5 (19 Votes)

In science, power can be measured in two ways: watts, and a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Rated 3.61/5 (31 Votes)

Chuck Norris never learned karate, karate learned Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.23/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris can use Windows Vista for 3 years without crashing it.

Rated 3.52/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris isn't awesome, awesome is Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.21/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris can take a black and white TV and roundhouse kick it into a color TV.

Rated 3.08/5 (24 Votes)

When Chuck Norris pees, The National Weather Service issues a flash flood warning for every county in the United States.

Rated 3.79/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris once crapped out a log cabin. A family moved in and said, " this house is the shit".

Rated 3.55/5 (31 Votes)

How can you tell when Chuck Norris takes a dump? Logging trucks are lined up for miles.

Rated 3.59/5 (32 Votes)

The Nile River Runs Backwards because Chuck Norris told it too.

Rated 3.32/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris wasn't born into sin: it was to scared to come out of the womb with him.

Rated 3.32/5 (22 Votes)

Santa's reindeer can fly because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them into the sky.

Rated 3.15/5 (20 Votes)

In world war two, the americans had a decision to either drop the A-bomb, or Chuck Norris on the japanese, they chose the A-bomb because it was more humaine.

Rated 3.68/5 (25 Votes)

Flash floods occur when Chuck Norris pees. Mud slides occur when Chuck Norris... well you get the picture.

Rated 3.45/5 (31 Votes)

Ground Chuck is the name given to whats left after Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone.

Rated 3.19/5 (26 Votes)

The only canned beverage Chuck Norris opens is a can of whoop-ass.

Rated 3.73/5 (30 Votes)

They say that the chances of beating up Chuck Norris is the same chances of a hamster beating Michel Phelps in a swim race.

Rated 2.89/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris uses the geyser "Old Faithful" as a drinking fountain.

Rated 3.56/5 (32 Votes)

George Bush can dodge shoes, but nobody can dodge Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.64/5 (28 Votes)
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