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When Chuck Norris eats tacos he craps out a mexican.
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Chuck Norris gave a guy such a bad titty twister he had to wear a bra for the rest of his life.
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As a kid, Chuck Norris would put soap in his mom's mouth every time he swore.
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When Chuck Norris jumps some asian blows up.
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Chuck Norris has three balls.
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People cry at funerals because they no that they're one percent closer for getting killed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't get power, power got Chuck Norris.
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The best way to reduce the suicide rating is to tell people to not pick a fight with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris asks the "Magic 8-ball" a question, it always answers; "Outlook is....whatever you want it to be Mr. Norris".
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Chuck Norris had a conversation with Hellen Keller.
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Chuck Norris braids his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris can light a candle underwater.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people.
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Chuck Norris got hit by a car and then it blew up.
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Chuck Norris killed more people in his sleep than the British army ever did.
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Chuck Norris made it rain cats and dogs.
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When doctors are doing open heart surgery they use Chuck Norris to open the body.
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When Chuck Norris was playing college baseball he won the heisman.
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Whenever Chuck Norris got a test in school on the paper he would write give me an A+ or I'll roundhouse kick you to the moon. He graduated with a 5.0 GPA.
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Chuck Norris killed dracula with his bare hands.
Rated 2.31/5 (16 Votes)