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When Chuck Norris eats tacos he craps out a mexican.

Rated 4.05/5 (62 Votes)

Chuck Norris gave a guy such a bad titty twister he had to wear a bra for the rest of his life.

Rated 3.25/5 (24 Votes)

As a kid, Chuck Norris would put soap in his mom's mouth every time he swore.

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When Chuck Norris jumps some asian blows up.

Rated 2.59/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris has three balls.

Rated 2.44/5 (25 Votes)

People cry at funerals because they no that they're one percent closer for getting killed by Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.79/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris didn't get power, power got Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.18/5 (22 Votes)

The best way to reduce the suicide rating is to tell people to not pick a fight with Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.83/5 (23 Votes)

When Chuck Norris asks the "Magic 8-ball" a question, it always answers; "Outlook is....whatever you want it to be Mr. Norris".

Rated 3.75/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris had a conversation with Hellen Keller.

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Chuck Norris braids his chest hair.

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Chuck Norris can light a candle underwater.

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Chuck Norris sees dead people.

Rated 2.39/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris got hit by a car and then it blew up.

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Chuck Norris killed more people in his sleep than the British army ever did.

Rated 3.04/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris made it rain cats and dogs.

Rated 3.14/5 (22 Votes)

When doctors are doing open heart surgery they use Chuck Norris to open the body.

Rated 2.55/5 (20 Votes)

When Chuck Norris was playing college baseball he won the heisman.

Rated 3.16/5 (19 Votes)

Whenever Chuck Norris got a test in school on the paper he would write give me an A+ or I'll roundhouse kick you to the moon. He graduated with a 5.0 GPA.

Rated 3.58/5 (31 Votes)

Chuck Norris killed dracula with his bare hands.

Rated 2.31/5 (16 Votes)
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