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Yoda took lessons from Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.06/5 (34 Votes)

Han Solo could have paid off his debt to Jabba by offering his Chuck Norris action figure. The imperial forces were chasing Han to get the action figure back.

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Chuck Norris played baseball and his number was 132.

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Chuck Norris taught his pet pig how to fly.

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When Chuck Norris sweats theres a new ocean.

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Chuck Norris can make brownies with no flour.

Rated 2.15/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris can lift up Rosie Odonnel.

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Chuck Norris kicked a guy in the balls and they turned into dry ice.

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When Chuck Norris craps he uses only one square of toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris can get blackjack with 3 and an ace.

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Chuck Norris won the world's longest handstand competition with his hands tied behind his back.

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Chuck Norris can make a u-turn so quick, he can read his own rear licence plate.

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Chuck Norris can bite into an diamond. Without any teeth.

Rated 3.42/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make a satellite out of toilet paper, a blue crayon, a lobsters right claw and a new born baby.

Rated 3.22/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris is not a joke.

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Chuck Norris can cock his leg and shoot toes.

Rated 2.88/5 (25 Votes)

Once apon a time there was Chuck Norris, Then he killed everybody, and he lived happily ever after... until he found out about Mars...

Rated 3.23/5 (26 Votes)

Murder backwards is Chuck Norris.

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Pluto was once on of our moons but it looked at Chuck Norris wrong and he round house kicked it across the galaxy.

Rated 3.09/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris made the platapus.

Rated 2.46/5 (24 Votes)
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