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Yoda took lessons from Chuck Norris.
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Han Solo could have paid off his debt to Jabba by offering his Chuck Norris action figure. The imperial forces were chasing Han to get the action figure back.
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Chuck Norris played baseball and his number was 132.
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Chuck Norris taught his pet pig how to fly.
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When Chuck Norris sweats theres a new ocean.
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Chuck Norris can make brownies with no flour.
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Chuck Norris can lift up Rosie Odonnel.
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Chuck Norris kicked a guy in the balls and they turned into dry ice.
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When Chuck Norris craps he uses only one square of toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris can get blackjack with 3 and an ace.
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Chuck Norris won the world's longest handstand competition with his hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris can make a u-turn so quick, he can read his own rear licence plate.
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Chuck Norris can bite into an diamond. Without any teeth.
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Chuck Norris can make a satellite out of toilet paper, a blue crayon, a lobsters right claw and a new born baby.
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Chuck Norris is not a joke.
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Chuck Norris can cock his leg and shoot toes.
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Once apon a time there was Chuck Norris, Then he killed everybody, and he lived happily ever after... until he found out about Mars...
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Murder backwards is Chuck Norris.
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Pluto was once on of our moons but it looked at Chuck Norris wrong and he round house kicked it across the galaxy.
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Chuck Norris made the platapus.
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