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Chuck Norris does not believe in solar energy. Sun uses Chuck Norris energy.
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Chuck Norris would never have a heart attack because his heart is not nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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The circle of life ended when Chuck Norris roundhousekicked it, it is now the circle of death.
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Energy cannot be created or destroyed except by Chuck Norris.
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The secret in creating the ring of power on lord of the rings is Chuck Norris's sweat.
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The sky is blue because Chuck Norris tells it to be blue.
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The secret to making a reindeer fly is the courage of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris smokes he gives the ciggarettes cancer.
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There are only two things hotter than the sun... Hell, and Chuck Norris' Sauna!
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Some people use steel wool to scrub their dishes, Chuck Norris uses his pubes.
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There are few living things that can fly... Birds, Bats, and humans being Roundhouse Kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesnt ride into the sunset... The sunset automaticlly follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can round-house kick his own foot..... with one leg.
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Chuck Norris drove into a burger king, ordered a chalupa and got one.
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Chuck Norris walked into AA, ordered a rum with coke.... and got one.
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Chuck Norris can lock you in an invisible box.
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Hell hath no fury like a women's scorn..... but Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who touched death......and lived.
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Chuck Norris can jumpstart a car with his nipples.
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The disco era died because Chuck Norris was tired of that crap.
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