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Guns kill people Chuck Norris kills guns.

Rated 3.46/5 (26 Votes)

Silly rabbit tricks are for Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.78/5 (18 Votes)

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never spank Chuck Norris!

Rated 3.88/5 (34 Votes)

Chuck Norris' farts don't stink.

Rated 2.35/5 (20 Votes)

When Chuck Norris rides roller coaster, the roller coaster screams.

Rated 4.03/5 (40 Votes)

Everyone who thinks a cow jumping over a moon is a fairy tale has never seen Chuck Norris roundhouse kick a cow.

Rated 4.04/5 (48 Votes)

The only thing we have to fear is not fear itself. It's actually a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.

Rated 3.57/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris uses a tanning bed to cool down.

Rated 3.73/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck Norris can round mansion kick you.

Rated 3.75/5 (28 Votes)

The moon has craters because it kept pissing off Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.5/5 (20 Votes)

Newtons law is wrong, there is no reaction equal to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Rated 3.91/5 (45 Votes)

The secret to ultimate power is on Chuck Norris's nut sack.

Rated 3.48/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris can kill you by staring at you until you die.

Rated 3.56/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't go to the bathroom, the bathroom comes to him.

Rated 3.47/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris could never be a corrections officer because Chuck Norris takes no prisoners.

Rated 3.83/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris never drops the soap, the soap is trying to run away.

Rated 3.36/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris once broke open a piece of candy and a pinata came out.

Rated 4.04/5 (47 Votes)

In text adventure games, you have to be specific when you type in a command. When Chuck Norris plays a text adventure game, whatever he says goes.

Rated 3.68/5 (25 Votes)

People turn emo because they don't want to deal with Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.71/5 (21 Votes)

Batman has a Chuck Norris blanket.

Rated 3.83/5 (30 Votes)
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