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Kobeiashi can eat 56 hotdogs, but Chuck Norris can eat 65 japanese people.

Rated 4/5 (47 Votes)

Chuck Norris can walk up an elevator.

Rated 3.87/5 (46 Votes)

When Chuck Norris plays video games, God mode instantly turns on.

Rated 3.8/5 (41 Votes)

One Chuck Norris roundhouse kick can power Australia for 45 minutes.

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Chuck Norris can dribble a football.

Rated 3.91/5 (44 Votes)

Faster than a locomotive, more powerful than a speeding bullet, able to leap a tall building in a single leap. These are some of Chuck Norris' morning excercises.

Rated 3.56/5 (27 Votes)

For breakfast Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails.

Rated 3.5/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris once went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac, when he was denied a Big Mac he roundhoused kicked BK so hard it became a KFC.

Rated 3.08/5 (36 Votes)

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 17 seconds.

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Chuck Norris tripped a bullet.

Rated 3.79/5 (29 Votes)

Chuck Norris eats raw aluminum and poops out soda cans. With the soda in them.

Rated 4.05/5 (38 Votes)

Most kids chew gum, Chuck Norris chews tinfoil.

Rated 3.67/5 (30 Votes)

Chuck Norris was only arrested one time. By the time he left the jail he had every police officer locked up in a cell.

Rated 3.59/5 (22 Votes)

Though it would be faster for him to walk, Chuck Norris does own a truck. You know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Rated 3.79/5 (29 Votes)

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. If you give Chuck Norris a fish, He will kill you with it because Chuck has no need for food, he is sustained from the blood of his enemies.

Rated 3.95/5 (37 Votes)

Chuck Norris can freeze ice and melt water.

Rated 3.75/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the reason why batman comes out at night.

Rated 3.95/5 (40 Votes)

Chuck Norris ate beef jerky and shit out a cow.

Rated 3.98/5 (120 Votes)

On december 21st 2012 Chuck Norris wakes up on the wrong side of his bed.

Rated 3.59/5 (34 Votes)

Chuck Norris is Lukes real father!

Rated 3.78/5 (27 Votes)
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