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Kobeiashi can eat 56 hotdogs, but Chuck Norris can eat 65 japanese people.
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Chuck Norris can walk up an elevator.
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When Chuck Norris plays video games, God mode instantly turns on.
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One Chuck Norris roundhouse kick can power Australia for 45 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can dribble a football.
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Faster than a locomotive, more powerful than a speeding bullet, able to leap a tall building in a single leap. These are some of Chuck Norris' morning excercises.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails.
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Chuck Norris once went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac, when he was denied a Big Mac he roundhoused kicked BK so hard it became a KFC.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 17 seconds.
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Chuck Norris tripped a bullet.
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Chuck Norris eats raw aluminum and poops out soda cans. With the soda in them.
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Most kids chew gum, Chuck Norris chews tinfoil.
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Chuck Norris was only arrested one time. By the time he left the jail he had every police officer locked up in a cell.
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Though it would be faster for him to walk, Chuck Norris does own a truck. You know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. If you give Chuck Norris a fish, He will kill you with it because Chuck has no need for food, he is sustained from the blood of his enemies.
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Chuck Norris can freeze ice and melt water.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why batman comes out at night.
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Chuck Norris ate beef jerky and shit out a cow.
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On december 21st 2012 Chuck Norris wakes up on the wrong side of his bed.
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Chuck Norris is Lukes real father!
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