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When Chuck Norris gets sent to the principal, the principal gets swats.
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Chuck Norris always rolls a Yahtzee.
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Chuck Norris does not excercise on "Total Gym". "Total Gym" uses Chuck Norris to excercise.
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Rambo has Chuck Norris tattooed on his ass.
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Superheros read Chuck Norris comics.
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Chuck Norris never thinks Arbys.
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Iraq never held weapons of mass destruction, Chuck Norris just went on vacation.
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Chuck Norris has memorized every digit of Pi.
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Chuck Norris likes to have a camp fire every once and a while. Thus Forest fires.
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Black holes are afraid of getting sucked into Chuck Norris.
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The Fact that the titanic hit a glacier was a myth. It really was roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can Dunk on Jupiter.
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What would Chuck Norris do for a Klondike Bar. Kill you in cold blood. But he was going to anyway.
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White castle craves Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can stop forest fires.
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The only reason lighting doesnt strike in the same place twice is because it knows Chuck is looking for it.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to college, he just showed up and was given a degree.
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Once, during an electrical storm in Texas, a lightning bolt was struck by Chuck Norris.
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It took the Roman senate around 32 stabs with a knife to kill Caesar. It would take Chuck Norris about two BBs and a spork.
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You can run from Chuck but you cant hide from Chuck cause he can smell your fear.
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