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When Chuck Norris goes into a steam room the steam stays on forever.
Rated 2.73/5 (15 Votes)
When Chuck Norris holds two magnets. They stick to him.
Rated 3.06/5 (17 Votes)
When Chuck Norris runs on a treadmil, the black part you run on flys off the back and hits the wall.
Rated 2.59/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris can hear your emotions.
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Chuck Norris walked around the world with his feet and hands cuffed.
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Chuck Norris can read a book with his eyes closed.
Rated 3.67/5 (21 Votes)
Chcuk Norris's favorite song is Let the Bodies hit the floor.
Rated 3.05/5 (19 Votes)
Most babies mothers feed them formula from a bottle, when Chuck Norris was a baby his mother fed him whiskey straight from the bottle.
Rated 3.86/5 (36 Votes)
China once bordered the U.S but Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked it across the Earth.
Rated 3.88/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris can beat Michal phelps in the 100 swim when Chuck Norris is swimming through jello.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't waste his time with breathing , he just breaths through his pores and gets enough oxygen.
Rated 3.58/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris's white blood cells never have to do anything because he kills the bacteria before his white blood cells have to.
Rated 3.52/5 (27 Votes)
Chuck Norris has a powerful Immune sytem made up of his round house kick and his fists.
Rated 2.21/5 (14 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't have a nervous system because Chuck Norris doesn't get nervous.
Rated 3.77/5 (31 Votes)
When a Jeopardy contestant didn't know an answer he answered "Chuck Norris". When Alex Trebek said "Chuck Norris is the wrong answ...." he experienced a round house to the face.
Rated 4.03/5 (38 Votes)
Some states disregarded the death penalty. Instead, those states put the criminal in a room with Chuck Norris and they see what happens.
Rated 4/5 (19 Votes)
When people are around other people who are smoking they get second hand smoke in their lungs. When people are around Chuck Norris they get Second hand fists in there lungs.
Rated 3.17/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian, and by that I mean he eats Vegetarians.
Rated 3.67/5 (21 Votes)
Chuck Norris walked out of a blackhole.
Rated 3.67/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris CAN eat a fruit pastel without chewing it.
Rated 3.27/5 (11 Votes)